White Trash Merchandise model

[NorCalDoug]

The merchandise is for sale but not for everyone. We gotta know you to sell it to you.

Mister Foreign Minister,
I fully understand and respect this policy.
I have had the opportunity to meet the esteemed President and upon being granted that opportunity, I provide him with a few appetizers.

I have yet to meet you in person, but I feel that I have shared in a small portion of your tard wrangling anguish. I do look forward to meeting you in person in the future.

That said, I will commence to locating a virgin, however, I fear that given the liberal environment in which I currently reside, a true virgin may be difficult to locate. Regardless, I shall begin my search.

One question regarding said virgin. Does she need to be easy on the eyes? If so, this may hamper my search somewhat.

 

[dd113]

Currently I control the inventory. I need a virgin but she does not need to be that easy on the eyes as long as I can fit her into the viewfinder of my camera. She does need to own a 2 1/2 wrecker though.

 

[NorCalDoug]

Currently I control the inventory. I need a virgin but she does not need to be that easy on the eyes as long as I can fit her into the viewfinder of my camera. She does need to own a 2 1/2 wrecker though.

That last requirement is going to make my search all the more challenging sir, but I shall press onward with my foray.

The biggest challenge I foresee is that locating a 2 1/2 wrecker owning virgin will most definitely guarantee that she will NOT be easy on the eyes and will likely be much too large for your viewfinder. That being said, I will make all attempts meet the requested requirements.

 

[65swb45]

That last requirement is going to make my search all the more challenging sir, but I shall press onward with my foray.

The biggest challenge I foresee is that locating a 2 1/2 wrecker owning virgin will most definitely guarantee that she will NOT be easy on the eyes and will likely be much too large for your viewfinder. That being said, I will make all attempts meet the requested requirements.

If the search can be made from the comfort of a computer station, I have absolutely no doubt that NorCalDoug will be VICTORIOUS! His computer prowess is legendary. And when his fingers aren't busy on the keyboard....

 

[2badfjs]

the white trash of the elwood chapter hat aquisition

MR. PRESIDENT KOWBOY SIR,

today is yet another day, and i'would be honored to be able to purchase one or two of you very fine lookin hats that the very cute young lass was a modeling.

what manner would it take to be able to aquire one of them thar hats sir?

if a trade is possable,i could send y'all some fine t-shirts for workin on rigs or for cool spring or fall nights(for the t's i sell are of the long sleeve design)

i work for a infiniti car dealership,so the tees have a logo over the heart,and say infiniti down the left sleeve.

or if ya might have another idea, please let me know.

I THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME SIR!
AND LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING BACK FROM YOU!!

HAVE A GREAT DAY KOWBOY!

SINCERLY JIM BEEDON

 

[dd113]

2badfjs:

I am not 100% sure but I think the President might be done with you.

I control the inventory but can only sell under strict guidelines that we, as officers, created during the Ramble.

It will take a presenditial decision to bend the rules for you to get a hat. I would not hold my breath.

BUT: It may be possible for you to get a hat in July as I will be in Colorado and we "might" be able to sell you one in person if you meet the stringent requirements. (See reply to NOCalDOug above)

 

[2badfjs]

Maybe

2badfjs:

I am not 100% sure but I think the President might be done with you.

I control the inventory but can only sell under strict guidelines that we, as officers, created during the Ramble.

It will take a presenditial decision to bend the rules for you to get a hat. I would not hold my breath.

BUT: It may be possible for you to get a hat in July as I will be in Colorado and we "might" be able to sell you one in person if you meet the stringent requirements. (See reply to NOCalDOug above)

he asked to try agian today.
but thats ok.
where are you gonna be in colorado in july?
it would my honor to meet you all in the person.

also could you fill me in on the "stringent requirements" please

thanx for your quick response
jim

 

[dd113]

(See reply to NOCalDOug above)

 

[JCB ELWOOD]

It aint lookin good, I'm not to sure about Infinity shirts Josh

 

[66fj40x2]

2badfjs - ***HINT***

1) Shiner Blonde may go a long way to help your cause Sir.
2) Coors and/or Coors Light may also
3) Slow down and take deep breath...White Trash don't go that fast
4) Strike up a conversation 'bout donkeys
5) Ask 'bout how Kowboy "walked right over" that rock at the Ramble that Butch 'bout flipped on

Good Luck, Sir

 

[2badfjs]

Infiniti Not Infinity

It aint lookin good, I'm not to sure about Infinity shirts Josh

but that ok

all i gotta do is show your logo to the guy who makes my shirts,

i'll have a hat in no time....HEHEHEHEHE

wanna buy some cool hats

 

[dd113]

Any chance you ever had of getting any of our merchandise is gone. You threaten us? To steal the logo and use it for evil reasons?


You are not White Trash Material. You are a tard. From this point forward we shall call you tard; but please, dont call us.

 

[KOWBOY]

You are not White Trash Material. You are a tard. From this point forward we shall call you tard; but please, dont call us.

I feel a 'nother change in the bylaws a comin' sir.

Perhaps the "No Tard" rule of the Royal Order of Leaky Seals is, in fact, also appropriate for the far more humble White Trash.

 

[Mace]

I warn you sir that I've already been put in a foul mood.

You have publicly teased us with the notion that your gonna join our movement. Yet, you have made no progress on this front.

I find my patience growin' thin with you as well.

I got confused..

 

[Mace]

All right..

I sent the associate membership to cruiser1@flash.net

Hope it works...

 

[Bodean]

but that ok

all i gotta do is show your logo to the guy who makes my shirts,

i'll have a hat in no time....HEHEHEHEHE

wanna buy some cool hats

I don't know if I would do that if I were you! You might get to know Smootus who deals with security issues for the White Trash of the Elwood Chapter. He don't like thieves!

 

[66fj40x2]

2badfjs - ***HINT***

1) Shiner Blonde may go a long way to help your cause Sir.
2) Coors and/or Coors Light may also
3) Slow down and take deep breath...White Trash don't go that fast
4) Strike up a conversation 'bout donkeys
5) Ask 'bout how Kowboy "walked right over" that rock at the Ramble that Butch 'bout flipped on

Good Luck, Sir

Well I tried be'n the diplomat for once (and I assure you that just don't happen much anymore) and that obviously didn't get too far.

Gott'a go with Bodean....copy'n the logo may not be the best plan you ever had. And while Smootus looks like a push-over I sho don't want him pissed at me.

 

[Fireman]

You ever see Butch and Smootus box? Or see Smootus drag a logging chain with a 60 lb ball on the end of it at a dead run? Don't ever want that dog mad at me.

 

[66fj40x2]

Did git to witness the boxing Saturday....most impressive

I think a tug-a-war with pirated hats and t-shirts would be very cool too!

 

[NorCalDoug]

Any chance you ever had of getting any of our merchandise is gone. You threaten us? To steal the logo and use it for evil reasons?

You are not White Trash Material. You are a tard. From this point forward we shall call you tard; but please, dont call us.

How unfortunate for the not-so-distinguished gentleman from Colorado. I had some suspicions about his intentions from the start. It seems as though he's now shown his true colors

My apologies for not reporting on my progress earlier in the day. I am still in search of a virgin as requested..

I had business in San Francisco -- I spent the entire day searching for virgins there. I was not willing to allow a change in location to deter my search.

It saddens me to report that I believe there to be no virgins in San Francisco. My search covered the vast majority of the city -- there were many females, several owning the requisite wreckers, however not a single virgin was to be found. Without going into too much detail, I would like to warn those who might find themselves in San Francisco in the future, that things are not always what they appear to be (let me just say that "her" deep voice should've been a dead give away -- I'll just leave it at that

I will continue on the wrecker owning virgin quest and will provide an updated status report as time permits.