The club band

Discussion in 'CA.BC- Peace Canyon Toyota Swamp Donkeys' started by lowenbrau, Jun 20, 2005.

  1. lowenbrau

    lowenbrau

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    So few clubs have their own band , Its nice to see you already have one whose logo is nearly as contraversial as the club's

    Your official drink seems a bit metrosexual though.
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  2. Deny

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    That is a cool logo!
    What kind of music do they play? and is it any good?
    Cheers,
    Deny
     
  3. Ratpuke

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    Ratpuke SILVER Star

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    Shooter
    Ingredients:
    1/2 oz. Green Chartreuse
    1/2 oz. Absolut Citron Vodka
    1 oz. Pineapple Juice
    Go Metric!
    Instructions:
    Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.


    We'll have to have these at our next meeting.
     
  5. Deny

    Deny

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    "Nothing but sheer joy and love of playing the heaviest, rockin-ist s*** we can, and having a good god damned time doing it."

    Sounds like my type of band!
     
  6. Ratpuke

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    Not surprising. :rolleyes:
     
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    Can't find green chartreuse here :frown: .Guess i need to go to the big city.
     
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    I don't even know what that is. If it ain't Strongbow, it ain't in my liquor cabinet :cool:
     
  9. Chef

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    Wish I was closer. I'm a bass player, sometimes for a living, sometimes as a hobby. I'd love to kick some jams with y'all sometime....
     
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    Cool

    Our best lyrics so far are:

    There was a great big moose
    Who liked to drink a lot of juice
    There was a great big moose
    Who liked to drink a lot of juice

    Chorus:
    Singing whoa-oh-oh-oh
    Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh
    Way-oh, way-oh!
    Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh

    The moose's name was Fred
    He liked to drink his juice in bed
    The moose's name was Fred
    He liked to drink his juice in bed

    He drank his juice with care
    But he spilt it in his hair
    He drank his juice with care
    But he spilt it in his hair

    Now there's a sticky moose
    Full of juice...
    On the loose...

    :cool:
     
  11. Ratpuke

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    And we didn't write this one

    but it still makes us laugh after all these years!

    The Moose Song
    Come all you Newfoundlanders and listen to my song,
    I'll tell you 'bout the moose we killed and the man that did us wrong;
    On a sunny morn, October third, I'm telling you no lies,
    When Izzie Walters hollered out saying, "Get your guns, my b'ys!

    "There is a moose down in the reach, he's coming up the lane,
    Jim Keeping's got him rounded up, I think he must be tame."
    Our guns and ammunition we got without delay,
    Lou Lemmon had the first shot, I'm very sure to say.

    George Croucher had the second shot if you want to know his name,
    Bill Munden had the third shot which brought him to his end;
    There were men, women, and children all gathered round the hill,
    All looking for a piece of meat their appetite to fill.

    But just before we got him cleaned a voice from the crowd did say,
    "I guess we're all going to be hung, the squealer's on his way."
    He came up 'long side of us and he unto us did say,
    "I'm sorry b'ys to inform on you," and turned and walked away.

    We took the moose and chopped him up and gave it all around,
    It looked just like a meat market that day on Dewey's Ground;
    The men that killed the moose, my b'ys, they would not hurt a chick,
    To let that squealer inform on us we should have broke his neck.

    But let's think of the Bible, b'ys, and with it we'll abide,
    When they slap you on the left cheek, hold up the other side;
    The magistrate he came around, unto the laws he went,
    To try to soak us poor b'ys who never had a cent.

    He said, "You broke the law, my b'ys, and did you understand,
    Two hundred dollars is the fine but I'll do the best I can."
    If he had all to do with it he would not soak us men,
    To see the grief lie on his face, his heart was touched within.

    Our statement was all given in, everything went very well,
    He said, "Five dollars is the fine or fourteen days in jail."
    And now my song is ending I'm going to propose,
    It's going to pay the squealer b'y to keep his big mouth closed.
     
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    Bitchin' speed metal about a drunk moose?



    kewl




     
  13. Ratpuke

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    Great News

    Bruce secured me a bottle of green chartreuse and a bottle of lemon vodka. Next meeting is gonna be a ripper! :beer:
     
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    When's next meeting? The August long trip to Tumbler?
     
  15. Ratpuke

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    How 'bout this weekend?

    Ray suggested we trek up to Pete's Lake on Saturday. Here's hoping a blue 40, a small blue 42, a big blue 42 and AgentO will be in attendance. Bring your fishing rod if you have one.

    :eek:
     
  16. Deny

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    Yeah I have one, but I still need to get my license!
     
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