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Blues Dawg said:
Wow, Bman, how do you really feel?
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Actually quite well thanks! Figured I was due some good oldfashioned Bman-isms. As many of you know, I've been outa touch and in a funk lately. The end is near and the funk is nearly over. It's high time I start showin my ass round here again.

Figured this was as good a thread as any to insult as many of you slackers and princesses as I could all in one spot.

Feels good to be getting back in the groove.
 
So, can we expect some of your "good oldfashioned Bman-isms" out on the trail, or is this still a web-wheelin only kinda thing?;p:grinpimp:
 
Web only for a couple more weeks then a solid weekend under the rig then... Finally dirt time.
 
BMAN said:
... Finally dirt time.
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Good deal, 'cause it doesn't look so good that the rigs your bashin are out collectin trail miles, while your "real cruisers" are growing roots to the pavement!;p:lol:
 
BMAN it seems as though you've been web wheeling behind one of these fine PC's. Or better yet maybe he's hiding inside a very masculine pink tank: :flipoff2:
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BMAN said:
Nope... your wife's a chick right? That is of course unless by "wife" you mean life partner, and only call him that because he wears a dress, heels and some sparkley earings and fronts like he's not really a he, and after the last meeting, with all your touchy feely hugging and s***, Im not sure that I doubt that to be fact, in which case, I still don't have a problem with that because it simply proves my point. UNLESS... She drive's 60mph in the Carpool lane by herself cause she's got one of those "Metro" blue-cloudy-type license plates that make her feel all special in a bunny-hugging, granola-munchin, hairy legged, tree-humping, window-licking kinda way, then and only then do I have a problem. Cause that lane is for me and my OTHER PASSENGERS who are actually CARPOOLING to work in the morning at 90 MPH in my big ass gas guzlling 12MPG Sequoia. 15 minutes late (CUZ THATS HOW I ROLL...BIATCH), running up on that slow assed blue-flamer plate wearin Prius pokin along at 60 like there aint no care in the world 'cept how many speckled owls are being saved with each gallon the devil's brew my wonderful little car doesnt need to haul my bunny-hugging, granola-munchin, hairy legged, tree-humping, window-licking butt to my wonderful butterflies and fairy princesses job in the morning.

Other than that I'm totally cool with it.
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Except you forgot the OBAMA sticker.

You're welcome. :grinpimp:
 
So I had this really scathing remark all ready to rip... decided against it.

Instead I'll leave with... "Vote Republican"
 
That's probably best.
 
I like my gubs thank you... HATE the current regime but prefer to have the right to take over when it's time, that's all.
 
msahr said:
No... but Barry scares the hell out of me.
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"Barry"? As in Marrion? The crack smokin', ho' monger, ex-con of DC Mayorial fame?
 
As a matter of human behavior, referring to someone with whom you fundamentally disagree with on pretty much everything, and also have no respect for, in a way which you are aware they do not like is common. Hence, referring to Barack Hussein (there I go again :rolleyes: ) Obama as "Barry" is an example of this.

BTW Barry Manilow is kinda creepy...
 
msahr said:
As a matter of human behavior, referring to someone with whom you fundamentally disagree with on pretty much everything, and also have no respect for, in a way which you are aware they do not like is common. Hence, referring to Barack Hussein (there I go again :rolleyes: ) Obama as "Barry" is an example of this.

BTW Barry Manilow is kinda creepy...
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Howdy! I think Barry Manilow would make a fine President. I think I'd prefer Clint Eastwood, but I guess I can't be choosy!! John
 
Barry Manilow for President? How about Clay Aiken for Secretary of Defense (STRESS THE WORD SECRETARY) :doh:

Who'd be his VP - Danny Bonaduce?

:lol:

John
 
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