My dog is pist at me...

[macneill]

Wife and I went to Spain for 8 days. We let our good friends in Manhattan with a 1 year old Schnauzer take great care of him. Needless to say, he had a blast. They live right on Thompkins Square Park and he had a playmate 24/7. Walks, naps etc.

After getting up at 6 am (Spain time) this morning and flying back and driving into the city to pick him up, I ring their buzzer and he's like "Oh, you, the guy who left me..."

On the way home, he laid on my arm while I drove, but he's been acting indifferent and very matter of fact. Walked him twice tonight, stayed in, but he's acting all weird and distant.



My wife on the other hand, is always pist at me...

 

[Skillet]

Anthropomorphism is a bitch.

 

[Degnol]

Pull the same s*** with him. No eye contact, just walk around like you have no dog. He'll come around. You.....are.....the......Alpha Dog....


Works for me.


Ed

 

[macneill]

WTF? I had to look that word up...

Anthropomorphism is a bitch.

 

[2badfjs]

mine does the same thing if i don't take him to the shop with me.

 

[Skillet]

I will refrain from commentary about the wifey, bikey and skirty...

Noah should be on that any minute now.

 

[macneill]

Noah is drunk, full of steak and passed out by now.

I will refrain from commentary about the wifey, bikey and skirty...

Noah should be on that any minute now.

 

[Skillet]

Noah is drunk, full of steak and passed out by now.

Well, then...

That is a great camera angle.

I have always wanted to be a bicycle seat.


Dog? What dog?

 

[Jman]

I will refrain from commentary about the wifey, bikey and skirty...

Noah should be on that any minute now.

x2

Your doggie is actually just pissed that summer camp is over.

 

[macneill]

Now y'all made me nervous. Pulling the wifey pix...

 

[Skillet]

Now y'all made me nervous. Pulling the wifey pix...

Bastid!

I was busy anthropomorphizing a bicycle seat.










































Besides, I saved it for posterity.

 

[macneill]

Bollocks! Shift + Option + Click!

Just mutt now...

Bastid!

I was busy anthropomorphizing a bicycle seat.










































Besides, I saved it for posterity.

 

[Zimm]

that breed is possessive...

 

[D'Animal]

I was out of town all week and my wife had my little female Beagle Spayed.

She came into heat and our oldest Beagle just went nuts. He tore up a couch humping the cushion's and was being possessive as all get out.

The hierarchy in our family is:

Me
Oldest Beagle
Wife
Female Beagle pup
Next to the oldest Beagle....

I can talk to my "kids" in a way that they feel really really bad. It is worst than if you spank them.

I can ask the older ones something and my wife thinks they understand english ar at least me.

Anything my wife says to them to do is a recommendation.

 

[fsusteve]

Wife and I went to Spain for 8 days. We let our good friends in Manhattan with a 1 year old Schnauzer take great care of him. Needless to say, he had a blast. They live right on Thompkins Square Park and he had a playmate 24/7. Walks, naps etc.

After getting up at 6 am (Spain time) this morning and flying back and driving into the city to pick him up, I ring their buzzer and he's like "Oh, you, the guy who left me..."

On the way home, he laid on my arm while I drove, but he's been acting indifferent and very matter of fact. Walked him twice tonight, stayed in, but he's acting all weird and distant.



My wife on the other hand, is always pist at me...

ease up on the peanut butter for a few days, he'll be ok...

 

[NorCalDoug]

have you tried beating him with a bamboo cane until he rolls over and shows you his belly?

 

[reffug]

dude you are the epitomy of whipped.

by the wife and the dog.

 

[Skillet]

dude you are the epitomy of whipped.

by the wife and the dog.

You missed the wife picture, whipped by that is understandable.


Whipped by the pooch, not so much.

 

[beaufort-fj60]

You missed the wife picture, whipped by that is understandable.


Whipped by the pooch, not so much.

i missed it...

 

[Jman]

i missed it...

That's nothing new.