My dog is pist at me...

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macneill

macneill

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Wife and I went to Spain for 8 days. We let our good friends in Manhattan with a 1 year old Schnauzer take great care of him. Needless to say, he had a blast. They live right on Thompkins Square Park and he had a playmate 24/7. Walks, naps etc.

After getting up at 6 am (Spain time) this morning and flying back and driving into the city to pick him up, I ring their buzzer and he's like "Oh, you, the guy who left me..."

On the way home, he laid on my arm while I drove, but he's been acting indifferent and very matter of fact. Walked him twice tonight, stayed in, but he's acting all weird and distant.

:frown:

My wife on the other hand, is always pist at me...
 
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Pull the same s*** with him. No eye contact, just walk around like you have no dog. He'll come around. You.....are.....the......Alpha Dog....;)


Works for me.:beer:


Ed
 
Noah is drunk, full of steak and passed out by now.

Skillet said:
I will refrain from commentary about the wifey, bikey and skirty...

Noah should be on that any minute now.


:D
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Now y'all made me nervous. Pulling the wifey pix...
 
Bollocks! Shift + Option + Click!

Just mutt now...

Skillet said:
Bastid!

I was busy anthropomorphizing a bicycle seat.










































Besides, I saved it for posterity.

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I was out of town all week and my wife had my little female Beagle Spayed.

She came into heat and our oldest Beagle just went nuts. He tore up a couch humping the cushion's and was being possessive as all get out.

The hierarchy in our family is:

Me
Oldest Beagle
Wife
Female Beagle pup
Next to the oldest Beagle....

I can talk to my "kids" in a way that they feel really really bad. It is worst than if you spank them.

I can ask the older ones something and my wife thinks they understand english ar at least me.

Anything my wife says to them to do is a recommendation.
 
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macneill said:
Wife and I went to Spain for 8 days. We let our good friends in Manhattan with a 1 year old Schnauzer take great care of him. Needless to say, he had a blast. They live right on Thompkins Square Park and he had a playmate 24/7. Walks, naps etc.

After getting up at 6 am (Spain time) this morning and flying back and driving into the city to pick him up, I ring their buzzer and he's like "Oh, you, the guy who left me..."

On the way home, he laid on my arm while I drove, but he's been acting indifferent and very matter of fact. Walked him twice tonight, stayed in, but he's acting all weird and distant.

:frown:

My wife on the other hand, is always pist at me...
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ease up on the peanut butter for a few days, he'll be ok...
 
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have you tried beating him with a bamboo cane until he rolls over and shows you his belly?
 
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