Drugs are for people who can't handle reality
Reality is for those that can't handle drugs
Mid life crises are for pussies
Reality is for those that can't handle drugs
Mid life crises are for pussies
Midlife crisis ideas? (1 Viewer)
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When I was 30 I was working midnights in the ghetto thinking that my promotion was right around the corner. 17 years later it still around the corner up the road a ways.
When John was born I was still jerking off to my Farrah Fawcet poster. Good times.
When John was born I was still jerking off to my Farrah Fawcet poster. Good times.
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I'm kinda disappointed no one claimed to be banging my mom 9 months before I was born.....you guys are slipping.
You're mom wasn't that hot.
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Ahhhh, man its nice to hear someone say that! Most of my buddies make inappropriate comments about my mom!
Your "friends" have taste buds in their ass.
pfft. Like everybody wasn't.
Are you trying to get into my pants?
Oh BTW we all had a good laugh at your text last night!Believe it or not I had been drinking Capt as well...
Could you make out the headband?
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4rnr said:
I was trying to convince Lydia to start a new athletic headband wear trend......in the form of tighty whitey waist bands.
I didn't go very far......at all.
You're a horrible father. Do you really want your two lovely daughters to start a club that collects tighty whitey waistbands? Shame on you Tim.
I was only bangin you momma once or twice a year & I don't have red hair
I knowed you wasn't mine
Have your dad show you the pictures
I know he kept them
I knowed you wasn't mine
Have your dad show you the pictures
I know he kept them
I did do that little lass in the green shorts & tank top once while waiting...
Many times, to save the drive, I would do Johns mom by phone
Many times, to save the drive, I would do Johns mom by phone
Too much money over the phone.
In person you could do her for half a buck and some Jewel coupons.
In person you could do her for half a buck and some Jewel coupons.
She wanted S&H Green Stamps the last time I was there.
PhilC64 said:
Does she take those food stamp cards now?