Unfortunately not something to be had (well, not super close, you can do 20 minutes though). If those are your requirements once you’re north of the Poudre within Fort Collins city limits such requirements cannot be met. The Old Town area is your best bet. There are a couple other heavily traveled areas but they are in newer mixed use developments and further south in town. Old Town has the best mix of restaurants, bars, and entertaining city walking/attractions. If you stay in the north section, close to the river, you’re only 17 minutes from Ted’s Place.
This is great information! As my wife and I start to plan our trip this will help a lot.