I have a plan.... (1 Viewer)

[dd113]

As many of you know TLCA might need a few bucks somtime soon seeing as all these deadbeats that dont pay their advertising bills on time.

As many of you also know the age of reality TV is upon us. Put these 2 ideas together......


We paint Nolen Blue and make him the official TLCA Oompa Loompla.

We stick Mark in a giant bear suit. It will need to be one of those Asian bears that dont eat meat and wear sandals. I guess Mark would want to have AC in it as well.

All of the white trash folks will have paint ball guns loaded with frozen beer pellets.

We build us a big cage and go for pay per view.

That might get me to come to a TLCA event.

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

Nice to see you around these parts! Brilliant idea. Oughta tie Nolen's legs together so's he can't run too fast.

 

[dd113]

Nice to see you around these parts! Brilliant idea. Oughta tie Nolen's legs together so's he can't run too fast.

Short legs move a lot but dont cover much ground..you seen that show on A+E? It has all those little people on it conspiring to hunt down Josh.

 

[TMAN_FJ60]

I don't have a clue, don't watch much tv. Got another idea, though - hang a beer bottle from a rope at the top of the cage, so it's just about 5 and a half feet off the ground. Nolen would be jumpin' for all he's worth and never get it.

 

[dd113]

Cool, while he does that maybe Mark can compose a song and sing.... maybe a Nolen Beer Jumping Ditty... it wound have to be to the tune of the Beverly Hillibillies. I am sure Mark knows them. He lives out there (I think it is a probation thing but dont tell anyone) I can see him and Jethroe in the c-ment pond.

 

[Fireman]

He's Alive!!!! Very nice to hear from you. Nolen painted blue sounds kinda like a thing for Julie to do in the privacy of their own home!!! Don't thionk that that will sell on TV though.

 

[DHONDAGOD]

Ya'll some funny people..... I likes you.......



Chris

 

[KOWBOY]

Hot damn ... our Prestigous Foreign Minister's done returned from the dead.

I can certainly see that your medication still ain't workin' out for ya too well though.

Welcome back sir.

 

[66fj40x2]

x2

Good to see ya back and jack'n with Nolan...

 

[65swb45]

David, you spend WAY too much time fantasizing about me!

Rattle-can face off at 10 feet, Katemcy '07. Be there!

 

[dd113]

David, you spend WAY too much time fantasizing about me!

Only when I am in the shower.

 

[M-80]

 

[JCB ELWOOD]

Wow glad ya finally come outta hidin.....that whole family of little folks on A&E should win every award there is for TV. You gonna come to Texas anytime soon?? As far as them little fellas huntin me down, I got me a a squirt bottle full a water handy for when they attack Josh

 

[Fro 1]

Need one of them little fellas to be the REF. for David / Mark at the rattle can event . Look forward to seeing every one Katemcy 07 FRO