I feel like Gumby...

[Mr.Bryan]

'Cept i don't have any wrenches to throw at kids.

I'm spending the day teaching insurance and drivers safety for the drivers ed courses at Oak Lawn High school.

 

[jimkyser]

They've gotta have erasers, chalk or markers in the classroom, throw those!

Better yet, throw irony and sarcasm at them. See if they actually pay any attention.

 

[Gumby]

Better to feel like Gumby than to feel Gumby.

 

[slander]

I dont know whats worse, teaching kids or spending the day in oak lawn.

 

[SSCR]

I dont know whats worse, teaching kids or spending the day in oak lawn.

HA! Ya jag off

 

[Gumby]

Hey, if you feel like Gumby, maybe you can help me with something.

How do you keep your pecker from bumping into your knee when you walk?

 

[4rnr]

Get a boner

In your case.....take some viagra.

 

[Gumby]

Who needs Viagra when you have Tony in the spank bank?

 

[4rnr]

My tony is getting old and outdated.

 

[Mr.Bryan]

There's tons of Tony all over the internet. Just get some refreshers.

I also have a pretty sweet banana hammock that helps keep my pecker under control. The freedom of boxers is nice and airy, but it's tough when you chaffe from your own knee.

 

[slander]

HA! Ya jag off

lol, what do they put in the water there? I have never been in a s***tier town that has residents that are so pround and defensive of it. I think the only town that comes close to it on the s*** vs pride scale is Lemont.

 

[SSCR]

This coming from a guy from Bolingbrook, it's barely a step above Joliet.

 

[4rnr]

Ooooo suburb fight....




























this place sucks.

 

[Jeremy9A]

 

[slander]

This coming from a guy from Bolingbrook, it's barely a step above Joliet.

Which are still many steps above oak lawn.

And yes this place does suck!

 

[Mr.Bryan]

Id take oak lawn over joliet any day.

But hey, at least it's not robins.

 

[SSCR]

Which are still many steps above oak lawn.

And yes this place does suck!

hahaha......... clown