Found on FOX news

[NCFJ]

Headline

"Quadruple Amputee On The Run"

Wanted for murder of his parents and considered ARMED and dangerous

Does anyone actually read this copy before it goes out?

 

[jfz80]

Saw that yesterday.

Well he's obviously not armed or on the run. Still wanna know how they think he shot his parents.

 

[CharlestonG8R]

Saw that yesterday.

Well he's obviously not armed or on the run. Still wanna know how they think he shot his parents.

LOL, he's not armed! No pun intended...

 

[jfz80]

Or running

 

[lt1fire]

Saw that yesterday.

Well he's obviously not armed or on the run. Still wanna know how they think he shot his parents.

blow gun

 

[jfz80]

Oh. Good one al.

Now are we talking Amazonian poison dart style or Christopher Reeve mouth/air activated pistol ?

 

[Rice]

"shoot'n from the hip" sorta takes on a new meaning.