epic craigslist bicycle ad....

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LOL, definitely in the top ten ever. The pic in the bed is :eek: :lol:



I'm still hanging onto my Giant DS2, it's getting pretty run down, but a similar divorce would just be too costly.
 
I stealing that next time I list a bike. Just the exposure you would get would be well worth it. Very clever.
 
That needs to end up on the best of craigslist!
 
toronto craigslist > city of toronto > for sale / wanted > bicycles

Divorcing my almost NEW Giant XTC 2 - $750 (Cabbagetown)
Date: 2010-06-29, 11:07PM EDT
Reply to: sale-4dyu9-1818360923@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Me - We need to talk
ME - I... I don't think we should see each other anymore

XTC = What! Why?

ME - It's not you, I swear.

XTC - I'm too big... that's it isn't it!

ME = no, not at all... Hell, I'm 6'. technically I'm too big for you.

XTC - Is it my shifters? You don't like the Deore's anymore...

ME - No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other bike

XTC - What!!! you ass hole! you've been riding other bikes!
XTC - god I can't believe you!

ME - Yes, ok I admit it! you're just too... hybrid for me.

XTC - Her shocks are bigger aren't they.

ME - god dammit, can we not... please.

XTC - I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I'm leaving.

ME - hahaha, don't make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?

.... ... ... ...

Fxxx you Giant.XTC 2.... I hate you... even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.
Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone see's what a skank you are.
slut
pickup only


* Location: Cabbagetown
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LMAO!!! I'm stealing that idea. My Mojo SL goes up for sale soon and I'm going to use that approach for sure.
hmmm, not sure the wife's going to like me photographing the bike in our bed!?!?!
 
excellent. simply wonderful.
wonder why it was flagged for removal? that's silly.
 

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