Ebay 60 Series--Funny

[cbmontgo]

This is pretty funny. Notice how it starts off talking about how this is a mint 60, and then all of a sudden...it has rust, tears, battery acid damage.

This guy is, I am afraid, a dumbass.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Toyo...4626931604QQcategoryZ6443QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[cbmontgo]

Oh yeah....and the bidding starts at $ 7,500. Any takers?

Also, can someone explain WTF this means:

"I live in the heat of 4 wheel drive land, Texas and its alway draws a crowd."

I think he is trying to say that he lives in the HEART of 4 wheel drive land, but there is heat here too. So maybe he is focusing on the heat. I wonder if the AC works?

 

[tcb]

That was the toughest read I have ever seen.... I kept waiting for him to talk about the ex king of Nigeria and wanting my help to get $$$ out of his country. My brain hurts from trying to decipher that mess.

 

[SCJO06]

Carpet looks fine to me

 

[chicago]

The rig looks pretty clean to me...I might have just been too distracted by his flawless literary/ spelling skills (ex. "kee hole").
I think he was trying to spell "KEY HOLE"... that's a tough one figure out without a dicitonary.

Chicago

 

[cbmontgo]

And can someone PLEASE tell me what an "enginee crack balancer" is????

 

[hammer1]

engine crack balancer?
its right next to the gonkulator, across from the spare tire brake pedal.

 

[FJsixty2]

The wagon actually looks nice. The body looks great. Too bad his writing skills aren't as good.

"the enginee crack balancer"

"had the carb was rebuild"

"not a museum peace yet"

"side kee hole"

"coming out do to rust"

"dont take this rouge"

"are like old harley"

 

[agent orange]

I guess he wants that H1 to make the rides to work at the 7-11 more bearable. His engine bay is waaaay cleaner than mine though, ill give him that.

Oh, cbmontgo, your avatar really bothers me. I feel like i shouldnt look at it, but i cant stop.

 

[Mike S]

CB - like your new avatar.

M

 

[PAFJ]

This is pretty funny. Notice how it starts off talking about how this is a mint 60, and then all of a sudden...it has rust, tears, battery acid damage.

This guy is, I am afraid, a dumbass.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Toyo...4626931604QQcategoryZ6443QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Dude! Your Avatar is Frickin creepy.

That guy doesn't get out much If that's the cleanest cruiser he's ever seen; however, it is pretty clean. The engine looked super clean. If this dude could actually spell and write, he'd seem more of a reliable source.

 

[cbmontgo]

My new avatar kinda freaks me out too. That thing walked up to my house last week and I have adopted it. It stares at me and my girl in bed though. Isn't that kinda odd?

 

[PAFJ]

My new avatar kinda freaks me out too. That thing walked up to my house last week and I have adopted it. It stares at me and my girl in bed though. Isn't that kinda odd?

I must say, that seems really odd.

 

[Rig of Mortis]

Dogman

It stares at me and my girl in bed though. Isn't that kinda odd?

Does it speak english?

 

[fourand20]

the whatchamacallit is connected to the thingamijg......

 

[dtrain]

dog.... man ?

I must say, that seems really odd.

VERY!

 

[NorCal60]

It stares at me and my girl in bed though. Isn't that kinda odd?

Freaky creepy!

 

[cruiser88]

guy is a dum ass if he is selling it for a hummer . scam artist

 

[jgordon]

is that lifted over stock, or is it just the tires and photo angle?

 

[Nordic]

Montgo,

I noticed that same auction when it first came out, almost didnt look at just for its header.



By the way, your avatar gives me nightmares..................



'91-FJ80 bone stock "Ms. Piggy"