Calico 2/17-2/18 Wheelin' & Clean Up

[bluto]

What the heck (other pic with the guy holding his rig against that rock with 2 fingers and a thumb and giving the thumbs up sign)?
How will everybody else know that was you driving that XJ going up Gatekeeper?!

 

[SOCALFJ]

hahahhah i took it down, cause it doesnt represent safe trail driving skills lol

 

[boydmick]

More Pics
1 Me climbing a waterfall. I gotta show off a little.
2 Boyd stuck on a rock.
3 Tare and his son Dylan. . . .

I'm Mo, look at me!

Bla, bla, bla. . . .

Here's this really cool picture of me!

Here's one of Boyd stuck on a rock.

Here's Tare and his son...Tare drove really well!

Boyd crushed his truck, and got stuck on a rock.

More really cool pictures of me!

Did I mention Boyd got stuck on a rock.

 

[boydmick]

Seriously though, I had a great time!

I can't say that I ever had to trust a spotter more than that night,

In the dark. . .



Without headlights (don't want to blind the spotter). . .



With a language barrier (driver; no, passengerpassengerpassenger ). . .



Some idiot taking FLASH pictures (can you say 'no more night vision?' ). . .



I guess the language barrier wasn't so bad; at least he was signaling with his hands. . .



Did I mention that I couldn't see his hands!!!






Oh yeah, Boyd got stuck on a rock.

 

[Brentbba]

LOL! Boyd, did you get stuck on a rock or is that your warped version of posing?

Looks like you all had a great time....even Boyd, who rumor has it from Mo, got stuck on a rock!

 

[bluto]

I'm Mo, look at me!

Bla, bla, bla. . . .

Here's this really cool picture of me!

Here's one of Boyd stuck on a rock.

Here's Tare and his son...Tare drove really well!

Boyd crushed his truck, and got stuck on a rock.

More really cool pictures of me!

Did I mention Boyd got stuck on a rock.

I was holding my laughter in front of some people while reading that!
Too dang funny!

 

[Newps]

Boyd did a great job; he had the smallest lift and tires. He really suffered very little damage; if you can remove it with a socket then it doesn't count as damage. Thanks for the great memories everyone, my son and I had a blast. Nick wants to head back up this weekend. I'm waiting for next weekend at TDS.

Tare

 

[SOCALFJ]

If you dont get stuck you aren't wheeling! Good job BOYD!

 

[Slomo]

I'm Mo, look at me!

Bla, bla, bla. . . .

Here's this really cool picture of me!

Here's one of Boyd stuck on a rock.

Here's Tare and his son...Tare drove really well!

Boyd crushed his truck, and got stuck on a rock.

More really cool pictures of me!

Did I mention Boyd got stuck on a rock.

Boyd stuck on a rock, not his fualt. A sneaky Heep pushed it into the middle of the trail to try and stop the Land Cruiser Contingent that was making them look bad.

and only two of the 8 pics were of me, one of which was on flat ground! So there.

Honestly Ididn't realize I painted you in such an unfair light. You drove very well especially considering you have the least lift, smallest tires and flares. Most of all you are the first to laugh at your own carnage and I have never heard you complain either. I had to wait a few minutes to stop laughing before I could even retort. You crack me up Boyd.

 

[fromCJtoFJ]

WOW looks like you guys had a good time. Looking foward to the next run so I can join you guys.

Great pics too

 

[boydmick]

and only two of the 8 pics were of me, one of which was on flat ground! So there.

Bla, bla, bla. . . .

Pic 1: Mo towing the largest piece of junk ever
Pic 2: Heep on Gatekeeper
Pic 3: Mo saves the day with his wonder jack
Pic 4: Mo picks the perfect line up a nasty waterfall
Pic 5: Boyd STUCK ON ROCK
Pic 6: Mo's super bitchen truck with Super driver Tare, son and truck
Pic 7: Boyd's truck (I think he might be stuck) poorly lit and the front of Mo's wonder truck perfectly lit
Pic 8: Tare driving wonderfully and Tillie the wonder dog spotting

Hmmm, leme see. . .

Mo - 5
Tillie - 1
Boyd on rock - 1 (maybe 2)

 

[Slomo]

ROTFLMAO!

I edited your list for you:

Pic 1: Mo towing a piece of rusty metal because he is lazy and doesn't want to walk all over Calico but still wants to help.

Pic 2: Heep on Gatekeeper.

Pic 3: Mo is lazy and barely gets out of is mediocre truck to keep fellow wheelers from killing themselves.

Pic 4: Mo picks average line up a so-so waterfall. Only decent shot of his mediocre truck in action. Neccessary to keep up the rouse that he actually has a clue of what he is doing.

Pic 5: Boyd screwed by a Heep takes on ROCK for the team with balls of steel. Super hero saves the day.

Pic 6: Mo's truck on flat groung because it happened to be next to Super driver Tare, son and Tare's truck.

Pic 7: Boyd's truck blazing a trail for us mere mortals, poorly lit due to cheap camera with inadequate flash and the front of Mo's mediocre truck perfectly lit because it is closer to cheap camera an he is too lazy to get out and take the picure.

Pic 8: Tare driving wonderfully and Tillie the dog practicing spotting using tips she learned from Super Boyd's trusty sidekick Super Flash the lightning fast dog.

Actual Score:

Mo - 2.339 pts
Tillie - 1/2 pt
Boyd on rock - 100 Captain Fantastic points





Love the Sig line.

 

[boydmick]

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Ah, now I have to find a towel to wipe the Pepsi off the screen that sprayed out my nose.

 

[SOCALFJ]

bwahahahaha!