Armageddon

[Gumby]

By tomorrow we will all be dead and buried in snow.




they just told me on the news.




When they dig our frozen corpses from the snow, Tony can have my pig.



he needs more adversity in his life. He's too happy.

 

[pillguy]

Ok then while you all will be dead and frozen, I will be basking in the sun waxing my truck as I did over the weekend!

 

[racedirt1]

They are playing up this as the storm 'o the century, just got the word that my kids schools are closing at half-time tomorrow. ,

 

[Gumby]

We get out early too.

The Weather Channel lady had an orgasm right on TV this morning. They couldn't possibly be more excited. One guy said "This could be a Top 5 storm, or maybe even one of the worst of all time."

I predict 4".

that'd be a record in the Gumby house.

 

[PhilC64]

Snowmageddon, Snowgasm, Snowverrated! My ass has to be in uniform tomorrow in full winter gear. We are expected to be assigned to various locations throughout the city. Time to break out my reefer (long heavy wool uniform jacket, not illegal substance) and wool pants and act like I care. The problem is I was informed that IF I have a 4 wheel drive vehicle, I MAY have to use that instead of the 2 wheel drive company car. So do I take the panzy FJC with heat and creature comforts or do I break out the spartan 40 and really enjoy myself?

 

[BAMF_CT2004]

Snowmageddon, Snowgasm, Snowverrated! My ass has to be in uniform tomorrow in full winter gear. We are expected to be assigned to various locations throughout the city. Time to break out my reefer (long heavy wool uniform jacket, not illegal substance) and wool pants and act like I care. The problem is I was informed that IF I have a 4 wheel drive vehicle, I MAY have to use that instead of the 2 wheel drive company car. So do I take the panzy FJC with heat and creature comforts or do I break out the spartan 40 and really enjoy myself?

regardless if your vehicle is 4 wheel drive or 2 wheel drive, do you really think you are going to leave the Dunkin Donuts parking lot?????

 

[Gappy]

Like to see you enforce "law" while driving a FJC!
May as well be a cop in Cairo.

 

[4rnr]

Ya'll are haters!

Ive had a boner for 2 days for this storm!!

The 4runner is fueled up and ready to go bombing through the 10ft drifts! The only question now is who is having the blizzard party?

 

[PhilC64]

regardless if your vehicle is 4 wheel drive or 2 wheel drive, do you really think you are going to leave the Dunkin Donuts parking lot?????

Mujibar told me he was planning on staying home if it was bad. Fawkin' push-start didn't even have the decency to tell me to go fawk myself. I hope he gets looted.

Like to see you enforce "law" while driving a FJC!
May as well be a cop in Cairo.

Found out that I'll be working a 4 man car in a 4wd Tahoe. I can live with that. We'll be answering calls in the ghetto. City officials expect some looting to occur and as a result we will have to be on foot patrol in commercial areas. We were told to expect to be working well past our regular check off time and we "may" not see our family for an extended period of time.

 

[Gappy]

City officials expect some looting to occur

OK, give me the profile of this Tard??!!

 

[racedirt1]

Great day for my alternator to crap out.

 

[4rnr]

Great day for my alternator to crap out.

Typical Land Cruiser. Evidently you havent poured enough money into her to make her happy. So she timed it so she is on the rag on prom night....you know, that old chestnut...

 

[PhilC64]

OK, give me the profile of this Tard??!!

You have no idea how often this happens. Bulls win the NBA,riots and major looting. Sox win the series, small fights and a little looting. Hawks win, 2 dago's from Elmwood park punch each other at a bar then shake down the bar owner for free drinks. It's a ridiculous mindset. Any opportunity to "go shopping" is taken advantage of.

Typical Land Cruiser. Evidently you havent poured enough money into her to make her happy. So she timed it so she is on the rag on prom night....you know, that old chestnut...

LOL Nice analogy.

 

[Gumby]

Dragged the 21" 2-stage 5hp monster snowblower out of the shed yesterday. Got 'er fired up and cleared all the sidewalks on both sides of the street and three of the neighbor's driveways.

It ain't worth starting if I don't use it for an hour or so.

 

[racedirt1]

Dragged the 21" 2-stage 5hp monster snowblower out of the shed yesterday. Got 'er fired up and cleared all the sidewalks on both sides of the street and three of the neighbor's driveways.

It ain't worth starting if I don't use it for an hour or so.

Damn, wish I was your neighbor. Good job Todd

 

[PhilC64]

Damn, wish I was your neighbor. Good job Todd

Ask Todds neighbors how they feel about him. His wife and kids sure, but not Todd.

 

[Gumby]

The Naperville police dept. ordered 52 sets of tire chains from Carquest this morning.

Probably a good idea.

It's pretty fawked up out there right now.

 

[Gumby]

Might be some weather brewin'

 

[4rnr]

Ive got my fingers crossed for snowmageddon!

My plan is to wheel my way to Joes tomorrow in Elwood, then prolly blast around the county roads in sleds and trucks. Then maybe head to the Cliffs maybe take the sled... In case anyone wants to come...

 

[booty]

I have a snow shovel I'll lend ya, its just riding around in the back of my truck and not being used. 7 pm and its 42 degrees here at home,twenty miles northwest and its 24 degrees and ice, twenty miles southeast and its 51 degrees and rain. Were in the sweet spot down here in the Kentucky part of Iniana, nothing here but plenty of nasty pictures of you guys on the news.

Have fun
Mark