Truck = Cummins
you need to find a girlfriend tom. why would you want to cummins your truck???

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Truck = Cummins
you need to find a girlfriend tom. why would you want to cummins your truck???weirdo
you need to find a girlfriend tom. why would you want to cummins your truck???weirdo
The wife doesn't have a 4" exhaust, nor does she shake and vibrate like the Dodge.
The Dodge doesn't start leaking fluids and start running unpredictably every month.
The Dodge doesn't mind if I drive somebody else's truck, nor does it mind if I lend it to a friend in need.
If I stay out late and come home drunk and smelly, the Dodge doesn't mind. She starts right up and gets warm.
The Dodge never wants to cuddle, or talk about it's feelings, or want to watch "Ghost" for the millionth time.
The Dodge never complains if I want to drive it rough, or drive up a dirt road, or even if I pass out before driving it at all.
The question is not if Tom needs a girlfriend. The question is why would you sell your truck to get married?
The wife doesn't have a 4" exhaust, nor does she shake and vibrate like the Dodge.
The Dodge doesn't start leaking fluids and start running unpredictably every month.
The Dodge doesn't mind if I drive somebody else's truck, nor does it mind if I lend it to a friend in need.
If I stay out late and come home drunk and smelly, the Dodge doesn't mind. She starts right up and gets warm.
The Dodge never wants to cuddle, or talk about it's feelings, or want to watch "Ghost" for the millionth time.
The Dodge never complains if I want to drive it rough, or drive up a dirt road, or even if I pass out before driving it at all.
The question is not if Tom needs a girlfriend. The question is why would you sell your truck to get married?