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You must officially hang up your Marx card you closet capitalist. A real socialist would have given the car to the guy behind him with a full tank of gas and lots of spare parts for nothing.

I'm really disappointed Todd.
 
you need to find a girlfriend tom. why would you want to cummins your truck???:hmm: weirdo


The wife doesn't have a 4" exhaust, nor does she shake and vibrate like the Dodge.

The Dodge doesn't start leaking fluids and start running unpredictably every month.

The Dodge doesn't mind if I drive somebody else's truck, nor does it mind if I lend it to a friend in need.

If I stay out late and come home drunk and smelly, the Dodge doesn't mind. She starts right up and gets warm.

The Dodge never wants to cuddle, or talk about it's feelings, or want to watch "Ghost" for the millionth time.

The Dodge never complains if I want to drive it rough, or drive up a dirt road, or even if I pass out before driving it at all.

The question is not if Tom needs a girlfriend. The question is why would you sell your truck to get married?
 
The wife doesn't have a 4" exhaust, nor does she shake and vibrate like the Dodge.

The Dodge doesn't start leaking fluids and start running unpredictably every month.

The Dodge doesn't mind if I drive somebody else's truck, nor does it mind if I lend it to a friend in need.

If I stay out late and come home drunk and smelly, the Dodge doesn't mind. She starts right up and gets warm.

The Dodge never wants to cuddle, or talk about it's feelings, or want to watch "Ghost" for the millionth time.

The Dodge never complains if I want to drive it rough, or drive up a dirt road, or even if I pass out before driving it at all.

The question is not if Tom needs a girlfriend. The question is why would you sell your truck to get married?


Where did I put Bonnies email address? I'm pretty sure she needs to know you feel this way.:popcorn:
 
The wife doesn't have a 4" exhaust, nor does she shake and vibrate like the Dodge.

The Dodge doesn't start leaking fluids and start running unpredictably every month.

The Dodge doesn't mind if I drive somebody else's truck, nor does it mind if I lend it to a friend in need.

If I stay out late and come home drunk and smelly, the Dodge doesn't mind. She starts right up and gets warm.

The Dodge never wants to cuddle, or talk about it's feelings, or want to watch "Ghost" for the millionth time.

The Dodge never complains if I want to drive it rough, or drive up a dirt road, or even if I pass out before driving it at all.

The question is not if Tom needs a girlfriend. The question is why would you sell your truck to get married?

I know tom has a wife. Hense why I said girlfriend for reasons listed above.

Sold the truck to help pay for school since was ablet to get some charity for the wedding. Apparently according to Uncle Sam I do not qualify for finacial aid for school or a student loan. Go figure:meh:
 

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