2007 Lone Star Toyota Jamboree! (1 Viewer)

[KOWBOY]

Looks like Me, Fro/Murmy, and Josh are plannin' on arrivin' 'round 1800 Thursday.

We're bringin' our Junk ... but we gonna throw 'em on the trailers when the rain hits ... and concentrate our efforts on our drinkin'.

Y'all bring warm clothes ... raingear ... and lotsa beer.

 

[DSLTOY]

Can you fed-ex some biscuits and gravy??

I tried that once but the box arrive empty, those drivers will eat anything.



Take care of the homefront sir ... we'll see ya on the next one.

Thanks, hope I can get everything sorted out before the round up.

 

[KOWBOY]

Hey Daryl ...

We found your twin brother!!

Ya totin' 'im to Gilmer with ya?

 

[Clutchee]

Well yawl I regret to infom you:
Unable to attend the Jambo, due to powers I cannot control
(F##d Motor Company) I will not be there.

Fixin F##d issues sucks.......

I would say have fun with out me but I know yawl will.

 

[valkyrie610]

you suck.

 

[Land Schmoozer]

well the just sucks, no doc jokes, no B&G, and no fat tire... what's the world comin' to? guess tha means more raffle prizes for us!

ya'll will be missed... hope everyone can make the Roundup..

like Kowboy says, "and concentrate our efforts on our drinkin"

 

[Bossman]

Hey Daryl ...

We found your twin brother!!

DAYM! - No more biscuits and gravy for me!

 

[valkyrie610]

Click here for current weather forecast for Gilmer

Looks like the front is slowing up...just scattered T-storms on Saturday and few showers on Sunday... won't get cold until we are home!

 

[Clutchee]

you suck.

NO SIR, F##D SUCKS......truly!

 

[KOWBOY]

Fixin F##d issues sucks.......

You can spell 'Ford' son ... it's O.K.

Just 'cause all you drive/own is that for-in s*** ... don't forget it was Mr. Ford that invented the assembly line By Gawd ... sure as hell weren't Mr. Ty-ota or Mr. Honda.

Are the issues at the Ford plant really Ford issues ... or are they problems with that silly-putty stuff y'all are hockin' 'em??

Damn you piss me off.

(Sorry to hear ya can't make the run Brother. )

 

[KOWBOY]

Looks like the front is slowing up...just scattered T-storms on Saturday and few showers on Sunday...

Reckon you're one of them fellas that my couns'ler was tellin' me 'bout ... always seein' the glass half full ....

Sure as hell looks half empty to me.

But in your honor sir ... I'll modify the required equipment list ... no more warm clothes ...

... just raingear and lotsa beer.

 

[valkyrie610]

As you know, Positive or Negative is a choice Sir.

 

[KOWBOY]

HOLY s***!!

You talkin' to my couns'ler too.

I will choose to be positive ...

I will choose to be positive ...

I will choose to be positive ...

.......

 

[valkyrie610]

There you go!

A positive attitude makes life easier... well, that and beer.

 

[Fireman]

Ya'll both sound a lot like that shrinky guy they kept sending me to when I was in 1st grade after I kept beating on the other little snot nosed brats in class, and at recess, and at lunch, and in the bathroom.

 

[Domek]

Mr. Kowboy first event that I am attending to become part of your movement.

Do you need something from the border? If you need something, now it's the time to ask, and no, before you ask pink Flamingoes are not a hot item down here. They don't sell them here. A tequila bottle perhaps, a Mex Beer case?

let me know a head of time.
I'll be checking later.

 

[Clutchee]

after I kept beating on the other little snot nosed brats in class, and at recess, and at lunch, and in the bathroom.

Fireman beat somebody up

 

[KOWBOY]

Mr. Kowboy first event that I am attending to become part of your movement.

Most excellent sir.

Bring yourself a comfortable chair and a buncha beer and you'll fit in just fine.

Do you need something from the border? If you need something, now it's the time to ask ...

Funny you should bring this up sir ... actually from across the border. Years ago, the Comp'ny done sent me down to a lil' s***hole called Lazaro Cardenas on the Pacific Ocean and for a coupla days I fell madly in love with a 16-year old stripper.

If'n you could cross over into Matamoros and fetch me a stripper I'd sure be much obliged.

 

[KOWBOY]

Fireman beat somebody up

He was a damn bully in the first grade ...

he just ain't grown none since then.

 

[Fireman]

Ya'll better watch it or I'll put it on both of you!!!!