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  1. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    really kowboy?! you gotta come up with something newer than that....don't let us down like that...you're far too brilliant;)
  2. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    Just in case ya didn't know... Minnesota became the 32nd state on May 11, 1858 and was originally settled by a lost tribe of Norwegians seeking refuge from the searing heat of Wisconsin 's winters. Minnesota gets it's name from the Sioux Indian word "mah-nee-soo-tah," meaning, "No, really...
  3. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    all country music fans need this shirt
  4. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    not sure if this has been posted A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he sees another sign which says: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF...
  5. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy...
  6. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    i would really be a cruel parent cause this just looks sooooo fun
  7. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    having had my house robbed a little over a year ago, shortly after losing my one dog that does bite, i've been looking into new guard dogs...think i found the perfect ones.
  8. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    thought this was cute
  9. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    a black man, a socialist, a muslim and an illegal immigrant all walk into a bar.... the bartender asks, "what can i get you mr president?"
  10. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    you sure about that nick...i found an aweful lot of queers in the dfw area;)
  11. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    so, what if i didnt' actually kill that elk that the jerky i'm eating is made of, but it's not store bought either:confused:
  12. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the...
  13. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    A husband was watching tv, switching the channels back and forth between porn and fishing, when his frustrated wife yelled out "just leave it on the porn; you already know how to fish!"
  14. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    wonder how many don't get it..
  15. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    was at home depot today and saw they're having a sale on mexican recliners
  16. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guns (A) The number of gun...
  17. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    that's awesome...love how he segues into meowing when he's busted
  18. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    not sure if this has been posted yet
  19. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made the earth round.
  20. nuclearlemon

    Monday Chuckle

    I just got off the phone with a friend from northern North Dakota – up near the Canadian border. He was calling me from his home. He said that since early this morning the snow has been falling and is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the...
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