Just in case ya didn't know...
Minnesota became the 32nd state on May 11, 1858 and was originally settled by a lost tribe of Norwegians seeking refuge from the searing heat of Wisconsin 's winters.
Minnesota gets it's name from the Sioux Indian word "mah-nee-soo-tah," meaning, "No, really...
not sure if this has been posted
A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he sees another sign which says:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF...
Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to
the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would
like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas.
I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas,
Timmy...
having had my house robbed a little over a year ago, shortly after losing my one dog that does bite, i've been looking into new guard dogs...think i found the perfect ones.
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the...
A husband was watching tv, switching the channels back and forth between porn and fishing, when his frustrated wife yelled out "just leave it on the porn; you already know how to fish!"
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.
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Guns
(A) The number of gun...
I just got off the phone with a friend from northern North Dakota – up near the Canadian border. He was calling me from his home. He said that since early this morning the snow has been falling and is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the...