X2 on bribes. I haven’t done as much as @SNLC but we lived in Guat and HND and drove through to Texas from HND and you have stand your ground. I’ve even firmly demanded my passport from police before as they attempted to harass us. I told them they aren’t getting anything and give me my passport...
Always serious...mostly. Anyway yes I was serious here. Our seat belts are flat wore out and a joke. Thought maybe you ungraded to some fancy retractable ones.