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  1. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?""What? You're crazy!""Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem.""No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor...
  2. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    "when I die,I want to die like my grandfather--who died in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown
  3. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients. However, a little voice in his head said "Lots of other doctors have sex with their...
  4. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal.The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ... clear up to his elbows ... He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented: "I graduated from Harvard...
  5. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    14. Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  6. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    Have you seen the new Airforce One?
  7. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they're small enough.
  8. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he...
  9. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The guy knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in 'fashion sense.' He walks up to him and says, 'I didn't know you were into earrings.' 'Don't make such...
  10. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    Please excersize caution when approaching the dreaded dickhead...
  11. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    I recently picked a new doctor. After a couple visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"...
  12. FJ60Cam

    Monday Chuckle

    A little Aussie humor... I pulled an older woman at a club last night. She was a right sort for 55, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter 3-some? I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says tonight was my lucky night...
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