Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:...
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out...
The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a ‘more humane’ solution...
Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Sea-Tac airport.
The first lady was an arrogant Seattle woman married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they...
Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife.
“They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies.
“Put them back, we can't afford them” demands...
DEER CAMP
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping...
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of
his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your
grades up from a C to a B average, study your bible a little, and get
your hair cut. Then we'll talk...
Two rednecks, Larry and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Larry turns to Bubba and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.'
Bubba thinks it's a good idea...
TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him...
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels...
Subject: Groom's Friends
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on
their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle or two.
The...