Department Of Questionable Humor
What did the Indian Mystic say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
What did the hot dog vendor say to the Mystic when handed a $20 bill for his hot dog?
"All change must come from within."
The best price I've seen on regular gas here in The Land Of Enticement was at one of the pueblo stations between Albuquequacky and Santa Fe: $2.92 per gallon. And $2.99 in Espanola, always the cheapest fuel in El Norte. (This was around...
Dammit man. I always miss the fun stuff. Glad you got the fire out and were able to get home. That's pretty scary. We didn't have birthday candles for you so your cruiser stepped up.
You coulda harnessed up ol Hank and pulled that truck out.
The Christmas Tree Run was fun but after Larry, Jeff, Marry and I split from the group and got out of radio range my 80 decided we needed a challenge.
The first thing we needed to do was disconnect the fried cables. Larry didn’t hesitate...