Long story short... had a friend take family to airport in my '14 LC200 and drove away while I still had the key FOBs (turns out it drives FINE without key FOB as long as you don't turn it off :/). We had to catch a flight so that person drove the vehicle to my house, parked it, turned off ignition, and manually locked doors.
Upon return, ~1 week later, my cruiser wouldn't start and battery was completely DEAD. Initially investigated the obvious things, ensure it was in park, foot on break, used a crank charger to try to start it, tried jumper cables from wife's car, etc.... nothing. Well, instrument cluster and lights would come on when crank charger or jumper cables were hooked up, but no ignition crank or starter solenoid.
The symptoms were *really similar* to @austindave's issues in this thread:
What didn't work:
Upon return, ~1 week later, my cruiser wouldn't start and battery was completely DEAD. Initially investigated the obvious things, ensure it was in park, foot on break, used a crank charger to try to start it, tried jumper cables from wife's car, etc.... nothing. Well, instrument cluster and lights would come on when crank charger or jumper cables were hooked up, but no ignition crank or starter solenoid.
The symptoms were *really similar* to @austindave's issues in this thread:
(But fortunately it didn't require computer replacement etc.)
What didn't work:
- Key FOB to key, foot on break, regular start method +
- Crank charger (Dewalt) Battery Start, Recond or any other mode. It was simple stop after 3 minutes with the "battery failure" indicator, suggesting that the battery was bad
- Jumper cables, rinse and repeat
- Take it out of gear into neutral, back into Park etc.
- Hook a different battery that was fully charged (sitting outside car) up to battery cables (while old battery was hooked up)
- Check all fuses in the fuse box for failed fuses
- Disconnect negative battery cable for 15 minutes or so and try again
- Fully disconnect battery and remove it from vehicle
- Let vehicle sit without any battery attached overnight
- Attached verified working battery via jumper cables (sitting outside) and not the old battery in place as well
- Lock/unlock doors 4-5 times via key FOB (to verify it was working)
- Start as normal
- I then charged the old battery on bench with crank charger and it charged FINE and didn't generate the battery fault warning (strange) and when reinstalling it, it worked again.