I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired? Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine.
Wisdom of a retiree
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You're to damn young to retire, so get back to work and contribute to my CPI fund.
Also, leave that online porno alone, its corrupting your mind!
So you finally got fired for spending too much time on the computer surfing the web. I'm sorry to hear that.