Another suggestion, albeit a bit suggestive...
Chainsaw? George Washington may have been honest, but the cherries were making a mess of his truck. Not to mention the crap from the birds that were eating the cherries!
He had a right to take matters into his own hands.
Chainsaw? George Washington may have been honest, but the cherries were making a mess of his truck. Not to mention the crap from the birds that were eating the cherries!
He had a right to take matters into his own hands.