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Pics guys! Where are we?! Is you chucked yet?!
 
The mental image of this as a movie montage is humorous to me. Two guys out partying, three dudes couch surfing alone at home with a glass of bourbon in front of them, waiting on pictures of some dude chundering. At 10:29:30, all three of us simultaneously (though not in the same place, as if by some force of nature) start chanting, "puke, puke, puke!" as Matthew stars turning green. At 10:31, yakkage, and I wins all the moneys.

Kinda like The Truman Show, if Truman were a fraternity dude at UA.
 
xodeuce said:
The mental image of this as a movie montage is humorous to me. Two guys out partying, three dudes couch surfing alone at home with a glass of bourbon in front of them, waiting on pictures of some dude chundering. At 10:29:30, all three of us simultaneously (though not in the same place, as if by some force of nature) start chanting, "puke, puke, puke!" as Matthew stars turning green. At 10:31, yakkage, and I wins all the moneys.

Kinda like The Truman Show, if Truman were a fraternity dude at UA.
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We are warmer than they are...
 
Land Speeder said:
We are warmer than they are...
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Potentially drunker. I ain't gotta drive ;).

Hagan your location is one letter away from "Valley of the Herpes." Just noticed that.
 
xodeuce said:
Potentially drunker. I ain't gotta drive ;).

Hagan your location is one letter away from "Valley of the Herpes." Just noticed that.
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He done been to the clinic
 
I made it home but it sounds like Matt may have been broken into at a local nursing home, son of a B.
I got accosted by an ex-con before parking down there. Forgot what it was like to hang out in downtown in the south, g'dang. Apparently $2 is not enough to do what Jesus would do.

Likely sent from the bathroom stall using IH8MUD
 
Judging by your last post and you get pulled over for not going 100 or running into something:
1. Crack you window when the cop approaches and hand out your license and registration
2. Do not open your mouth or speak
3. If they tell you to get out do so but do not open your mouth or speak
4. Do not speak just shrug like "I don't know"
5. Do not blow in hand held breathalyzer or take field test just shrug
6. Cop will get angry. Just shrug like I don't know.
7. You will get arrested but if no bad driving on your part and no talking or other video/audio evidence you have a good chance of charges getting tossed bc of lack of probable cause.
 
BamaHeel said:
Judging by your last post and you get pulled over for not going 100 or running into something:
1. Crack you window when the cop approaches and hand out your license and registration
2. Do not open your mouth or speak
3. If they tell you to get out do so but do not open your mouth or speak
4. Do not speak just shrug like "I don't know"
5. Do not blow in hand held breathalyzer or take field test just shrug
6. Cop will get angry. Just shrug like I don't know.
7. You will get arrested but if no bad driving on your part and no talking or other video/audio evidence you have a good chance of charges getting tossed bc of lack of probable cause.
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Lawyer'd!
 
Well welcome to Birmingham. I lost a 45 and a window.



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Everyone should live in the suburbs. Birmingham is ghetto and sucks a donkey nut. And I didn't puke by 10:30. So bam bitches. I got my car broke into, had a new Kahr 45 stole, but I didn't puke. It's the small victories in life I enjoy.
 
mjl132 said:
Everyone should live in the suburbs. Birmingham is ghetto and sucks a donkey nut. And I didn't puke by 10:30. So bam bitches. I got my car broke into, had a new Kahr 45 stole, but I didn't puke. It's the small victories in life I enjoy.
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See, this is why I bet "after 10:30." Technically the next time you puke, I get $10. Small victories indeed!

Sucks about the gun and the window. Was it parked downtown somewhere? Anything visible in the back they were going after?
 
xodeuce said:
See, young grasshopper, this is why I bet "after 10:30." Technically the next time you puke, I get $10.

Sucks about the gun and the window. Was it parked downtown somewhere? Anything visible in the back they were going after?
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There was nothing visible. It was crack heads near the Salvation Army. I won't be donating to those s***tards any time soon. And you should have heard my string of cuss words when I found it.
 
Good grief. That pisses me off just hearing about jt. Yay, da souf! Ridic.

Likely sent from the bathroom stall using IH8MUD
 
that blows.
 
BamaHeel said:
But "you" and "they" are equally vulnerable to a tornado!
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naw dog! this thang got a diesel and a steering wheel! tornadoes gotta chase me!
 
Yeah, they're idiots. Had to be someone small too, cause that broken window does not let you gain entry by an arm... So they had to crawl in to unlock the doors...
 
Clank, I think you are on to something with the ford idea. A buddy let me borrow his f150 to pick up a washer/dryer. This thing is NICE. It rides great, it's comfortable and this is just has basic package. Not a kings ranch or any of the luxury options.

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