The Bull

Enigma · Feb 27, 2009

My wife and I went to thePretoria Agricultural show and one of the first exhibits

we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,
'He mated 50 times last year.'

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Enigma · Feb 27, 2009

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW, that's more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him.'

Enigma · Feb 27, 2009

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,
and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one.'

Enigma · Feb 27, 2009

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and I should eventually make a full recovery