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I thought you were knee deep in hookers.....
 
I dont think he has a moped
 
Why is this thread still on topic?!?!

Todays client is a stamping company. One of their largeish press's (600 ton) is stamping 24" x 3/16" round blanks, every 4 seconds. Im all the way in the offices on the second floor, and everytime it hits, my laptop screen wiggles 1/2", the lights flicker, and my vision blurs. It was cool at first but now its very old, Im sick of my love handles itching from the vibration.

Ok....back to the best way to jerk off a gumby....
 
I've got one of those! It was fun when it was all new and tingled.
But now.. It's all dull and painful. Every now and then it pops out and feels just like it did before, but then it just starts being dull again (separated rt shoulder, that is)



Good luck, it's especially fun when I'm wrenching.
 
Beware the dreeded S.R.H.'s (sperm retention headaches), its alot like PMS but for men. Look on the bright side by June you will have some fun new tricks to show Tony and John.
 
Instead of wheelin & engine stories around the camp fire...

We will be able to have conversations like:

Oye! My shoulder is killin me, must be gonna rain
Yeah, my knee is actin up, gonna be a bad rain
What kinda meds does your doctor give you for that
I take med-x for mine
Oh, that makes my stomache upset, I take med-y for mine
I tried that, and the headaches, oye, you don't wanna know
...........
 
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