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streebeck

streebeck

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To all members of So Cal TLCA:

It is with great honor that I hereby assume the role of president of this fine organization.

Truth be told, I have never been president of anything besides my checking account and maybe my first dog. But I will do my best to provide "sober" leadership and free dental restorative advice. My wife told me that I was destined to lead because I'm tall. Others have told me that my beard makes me look respectable. Whatever the case, one thing is certain: we will have fun no matter what happens. While my off-road credentials may be lacking, I can honestly say that I am a quick study. I will look to you, the veteran members of this club, for guidance, wisdom, instruction, and to tell me if I have anything in my teeth (cilantro, pepper, a chicken bone, etc., etc.) before I make an ass of myself.

Please don't be put-off by the Hunter S. Thompson references in my IH8MUD signature. Though I am a big fan of his books, I am not a drug-crazed psycho who gets his kicks raiding the medicine cabinets of strangers (...anymore...)

So, I look forward to my first off-road event with at least a few of you, which will be the Calico Clean-Up (www.calicocleanup.com) organized by your very own Mark Watkins. And judging from the amount of confirmed participants, it appears Mark's biggest problem will be providing enough junk for 250+ people to pick up off the desert floor.

If you have any questions, no matter how mundane or screwy, please feel free to email me at streebeck at yahoo dot com.

Best regards from your humble lackey,


Jason Phillips
 
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First and foremost Mr. President,

I thank Chris Heron for nominating you as our fine and fearless leader. I want you to know that I had absolutely nothing to do with this and will support you in this long two-year endeavor with a third year at our, the memberships, deep discretion to award you a third year as Commander and Chief. Secondly, I assure you that through the challenges of our fine TLCA organization that you will keep your boxers in a bunch and your rear side tanned as you sit back and learn the process of elimination from veterans of many wars before you as our newly elected MSVP. Just remember to speak only when spoken too and remain in the corner for us, the "below well-crap membership." Third, we realize that you have an FJC and have very limited time behind the wheel trailing. Most of this country's fine leadership never made it to war, but they led us to victory. We collectively look forward to your long night monthly meetings and quick trips to the surrounding trails as your subordinates in tow. We'll we can tow you around by a strap, right? It would sure be nice to see a little more participation from our club.

And I must confess, Sir! We have ALOT of participants and rigs making it out to Calico. I certainly hope that your leadership will get more representation from So Cal to pick up tons of crap left behind from the undesirables. Be rest assured, we will have a plan of attack for EVERY participant; including those TLCA booth junkies.

Mark

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Otis said:
Jason,

Thanks again for taking this thankless job!!! Us "old-timers" really appreciate you taking on this task... Please let me know if there is anything I can help you with or if you want anything posted to the website. I'll see you at Calico!

Chris
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Chris,

I will take you up on your offer: I would like your help holding Mark Watkins down while I shave the letters T - L - C - A on the back of his head during the Calico Clean-Up.

Also, as I am slated to donate one keg of beer for Saturday evening's festivities at Calico, could you please recommend which brand I should buy? Mark requested Tequila Sunrise, but I think only teenage girls drink that stuff... And I don't want to show up with a skunky, foreign brand lest I get labeled a "beer snob." So, any advice you can provide would be much appreciated.


--Jason
 
TUFFTORQ said:
:flipoff2:

First and foremost Mr. President,

I thank Chris Heron for nominating you as our fine and fearless leader. I want you to know that I had absolutely nothing to do with this and will support you in this long two-year endeavor with a third year at our, the memberships, deep discretion to award you a third year as Commander and Chief. Secondly, I assure you that through the challenges of our fine TLCA organization that you will keep your boxers in a bunch and your rear side tanned as you sit back and learn the process of elimination from veterans of many wars before you as our newly elected MSVP. Just remember to speak only when spoken too and remain in the corner for us, the "below well-crap membership." Third, we realize that you have an FJC and have very limited time behind the wheel trailing. Most of this country's fine leadership never made it to war, but they led us to victory. We collectively look forward to your long night monthly meetings and quick trips to the surrounding trails as your subordinates in tow. We'll we can tow you around by a strap, right? It would sure be nice to see a little more participation from our club.

And I must confess, Sir! We have ALOT of participants and rigs making it out to Calico. I certainly hope that your leadership will get more representation from So Cal to pick up tons of crap left behind from the undesirables. Be rest assured, we will have a plan of attack for EVERY participant; including those TLCA booth junkies.

Mark

:beer: :flipoff2: :beer:
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Mark,

Much respect to you, you scurvy-ridden shyster, and thanks for the vote of confidence. Though, I think that it is important for you to know that I will not rest until I see you do multiple keg-stands while simultaneously singing the Dio hit "Holy Diver" off key.

Best regards,


Jason
 
T-L-C-A shaved into my flat top outta be more than were gettin' from the organization :)

...and Chris is the one that promoted you on sight your first meeting to Pres. I had nothing to do with that Commander. Oh, and can you atleast make sure the beer is cold?

:flipoff2:

streebeck said:
Chris,

I will take you up on your offer: I would like your help holding Mark Watkins down while I shave the letters T - L - C - A on the back of his head during the Calico Clean-Up.

Also, as I am slated to donate one keg of beer for Saturday evening's festivities at Calico, could you please recommend which brand I should buy? Mark requested Tequila Sunrise, but I think only teenage girls drink that stuff... And I don't want to show up with a skunky, foreign brand lest I get labeled a "beer snob." So, any advice you can provide would be much appreciated.

--Jason
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I will be more than happy to hold Mark down for you. However, we may not need to hold him down if you bring a bottle of Tequila Sunrise for him... As for the beer, since most of us are a bunch of cheap 4 wheeling riff-raff a keg of Bud would probably work... I can handle any beer from the worst piss-water to the finest label...

Chris
 
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Not sure how I deleted Chris' post but I'm sorry...

I guess shaving TLCA into my flat top outta be more than were receiving from the organization :doh: Can you make sure the beer is atleast cold?

And by the way, Chris was the one that promoted you Commander. I was merely in the wrong place at the wrong time; oh wait a second that was you, huh? :lol:

Mark

streebeck said:
Chris, I will take you up on your offer: I would like your help holding Mark Watkins down while I shave the letters T - L - C - A on the back of his head during the Calico Clean-Up.--Jason
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The :beer: will be cold, sir.

I have some TLCA beer coozies and some old Betamax tapes with random Beavis and Butt-Head episodes for you to raffle off at your event, if you're interested. Also, I have an old Toro lawn mower and some assorted socks as well... Let me know.:flipoff2:

What did Chris's message say???




TUFFTORQ said:
Not sure how I deleted Chris' post but I'm sorry...

I guess shaving TLCA into my flat top outta be more than were receiving from the organization :doh: Can you make sure the beer is atleast cold?

And by the way, Chris was the one that promoted you Commander. I was merely in the wrong place at the wrong time; oh wait a second that was you, huh? :lol:

Mark
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