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Sani will be back in town at 5 and wants to go out.

Im out for tonight.
 
i am down...i guess the rain should make it kind of interesting.
 
Sani just called me. His flight out of Dalas was canceled, so he is driving a rented Ford Focus back right now. He won't be back till late.

Call me if you get stuck.
 
Alright, boys- I don't have internet or cable at my house yet, so I quit checking email after 5. I do have some pics. Let me preface the pics by saying how much fun we had and how quickly you can **** up a decent paint job :) Actually, I washed the truck Saturday and one could barely see any racing stripes. However, the mud clogs in the driveway looked like the Budweiser Clydesdale team took a pit stop there.

I have to give Greg the Big Sack Award for taking the hill in the cruiser. It was so steep that the front wheels were bouncing off the ground. Barry gets the "Yeah, I got stuck but I was the only guy to bring the towstrap, bitches!" Award. And I guess I get the Didn't get stuck but never pulled the string out out of my big p&**y" Award. After the supersoaker I got last month, I am a little cautious these days.

Now for the pics. I don't know how the hell to load these together so stand by.
 
First few. No carnage yet.
 
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The pix show do no justice to Greg's multiple attempts to climb this berm. He finally got it but ran over two homeless fishermen sleeping in the bush there.
 
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A few more. My camera's a POS.

The sand bar down by the river looked fine but Greg almost got pimp-slapped by a section of quicksand. We learned pretty quickly that soft sand is not your friend. We saw two H2's sunk up to the roofracks down there and I think I saw an H-3 with just the antenna sticking out of the water. We went right by them, of course. ;)

The grand finale was running over the couch on the way out. Again, I think someone was sleeping under it. I saw a PBR bottle get tossed out if it when Barry motored over it. :beer:
 
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FastBoats74 said:
Alright, boys- I don't have internet or cable at my house yet, so I quit checking email after 5. I do have some pics. Let me preface the pics by saying how much fun we had and how quickly you can **** up a decent paint job :) Actually, I washed the truck Saturday and one could barely see any racing stripes. However, the mud clogs in the driveway looked like the Budweiser Clydesdale team took a pit stop there.

I have to give Greg the Big Sack Award for taking the hill in the cruiser. It was so steep that the front wheels were bouncing off the ground. Barry gets the "Yeah, I got stuck but I was the only guy to bring the towstrap, bitches!" Award. And I guess I get the Didn't get stuck but never pulled the string out out of my big p&**y" Award. After the supersoaker I got last month, I am a little cautious these days.

Now for the pics. I don't know how the hell to load these together so stand by.
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You washed it?
 
Yeah, I washed it. I was really planning on just cleaning out the inside but started with the outside instead and never got the inside. I had to pick someone up last night and they had to sit on beer cans and sand. It was great.
 
FastBoats74 said:
Yeah, I washed it. I was really planning on just cleaning out the inside but started with the outside instead and never got the inside. I had to pick someone up last night and they had to sit on beer cans and sand. It was great.
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Next time just take a "short cut" home from the airport. Then your rider will either understand or never bother coming to visit again.
 
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