MLK day

[Gumby]

Free at last, free at last. Great God Almighty I'm free at last.








My daughter is moving out this weekend.

It's gonna be 24 hour nekkid time in the Gumby household. Better call first if yer planning on stopping by.

 

[4rnr]

martin luther king day?

She/they....will be back. The gumby den is just too cozy....

 

[Gumby]

Free at last is a MLK quote. He was kinda famous and he said it in a kinda famous speech.

Kids

She can move back, but her room will already be changed to something that rhymes with Sloame Schmeareter.

She can live in the basement.

 

[4rnr]

her room will already be changed to something that rhymes with Sloame Schmeareter.

Ill call your bluff.

 

[Gumby]

Probably a pest bedroom. It'll happen. The wife is already picking paint colors.

My home theater will be my living room with nobody on my couch but the dogs.

I don't need a 100"+ screen. Porn that large would be frightening.

 

[tonyota]

Nice add on to the avatar, Gum

 

[Gumby]

I had it done professionally.

He has jingle balls too, but you can't see them in that pic.

 

[tonyota]

I know he does

I've seen them in person





On several different occasions in several different locations

 

[4rnr]

I don't need a 100"+ screen. Porn that large would be frightening.

Yes you do! If I was in a position to buy my next projector Id make you a stupid deal on my current projector.

 

[4rnr]

On several different occasions in several different locations

Usually your chin....and the occasional accidental nut on nut impact.

 

[tonyota]

When its man on man, nut contact is ok

When it's man & man on woman, nut contact is strictly prohibited

 

[booty]

Gumby, I can tell you from experience she WILL be back, every few days about supper time. Unless she has moved at least 30 miles away, you may see more of her now then ever. They get bored at their home, can't afored to go do anything, so they come to your house for free food and entertainment.

 

[Gumby]

She raided the fridge already.

 

[tonyota]

Gumby, I can tell you from experience she WILL be back, every few days about supper time. Unless she has moved at least 30 miles away, you may see more of her now then ever. They get bored at their home, can't afored to go do anything, so they come to your house for free food and entertainment.

Truer words have never been spoken

 

[Gumby]

She was back yesterday to eat. She also stole just about all the food she could carry and we got her a $100 gift card to the grocery store.

She came back today for car repairs, to borrow my truck and to get help moving her bed.

 

[4rnr]

Time for a restraining order.

 

[PhilC64]

Change the locks on the doors before your flat screen goes missing.

 

[Gumby]

Ha. I don't have a flat screen. She can't lift the TVs I do have. CRT's are the fat kids of the appliance world - much harder to kidnap.

 

[tonyota]

CRT's are much harder to kidnap.

CRTs?????

Commercial Re-tread Tires?

Chemically Retarded Talkers (drunks)?

Commando Related Trousers?

Commonly Related Topics?

 

[Gumby]

Cathode Ray Tube.

old, not flat screen, heavy TVs.