Hey, I've done my birfs and would love to show you guys how an OCD shadetree mechanic does things!
I've got all the tools so if were talkin' multiple trucks wrenching, we can do it NASCAR style
I'll volunteer my yard for the wrench site, if you don't mind working on grass! (No, Mo that's not what I meant) We can fit 10-15 trucks back there.
First were gonna need Jack (
some Jack, not
ajack-use whatever you want on your truck) then we'll need about 10 pizzas, 100 cans of degreaser, 30 rolls of paper towels, 10 boxes of gloves - wait scratch that, only need a handfull of gloves - I'm just watching. Oh and ice cream, Haagen Daz is good, but Ben 'n' Jerry's. . . . ahhhhgg (insert Homer drooling clip here).
Once all of these basic needs are met, it should only take you. . . uh, wait - I've got Pizza, Jack and Ice Cream - you guys take all the time you need;p
I can see it now (wavy blurred image slowly comes into focus):
SCENE I: Amidst a field of Land Cruisers
Boyd: (shouting through mouthfuls of ice cream) "Brent! Do you call that CLEAN?! I want you to take it apart again! This time get ALL the old grease out!!! You're not leaving until you do it RIGHT! (or when I run out of ice cream)"
SCENE II: Fast forward 10 minutes, or 5 Jack and PEPSIs (no coke - don't even get me started
) whichever comes first.
Boyd: (slightly slurred) "I cahn't behlieve you guys are still herere! Whhat'ss tahking yous so long! Good dog Tillie, get the ball. Come on, get the ball. Why the heck iss Brent doooing hisss a sechond time? I don't hafh allll day!! HEY!! Somebody betther makhe mhe ahnother cock tail; I'm gonna go whatch some TV."
SCENE III: In the background are several Cruisers doing doughnuts on the grass; Tillie dog stands proudly next to Mo as he shouts to the drivers.
Mo: "I told you the clicking would stop! Now make turns to the left; you have to make sure the grease gets spread through the entire bell!
Boyd: Stumbling onto the patio; "What are you guys doing here, I thought we were doing birfs next weekend!"
Still interested? Let's set a date! I'll bring the Jack, you guys bring the pizza, ice cream, degreaser, gloves and Pepsi.