Easy now, I'm not fortunate enough to have one of them-thar "union" jobs with "stationary" in its job title!
Ha, I wish. My job title has enough fine print to have me doing everything except elective surgeries.
But it's ok big fella, I work 'near' some electricians, so I'm used to having to tiptoe around the subject of work to avoid offending the world's most delicate flowers.
