If you're a cyclist or Mtn Biker - have to watch lol

[S&S1stCruzer]

Ok I just had to share, my wife passed this on to me this morning, it's f-en hilarious. If you ride a bike or at least try to (weekend warriors) you most likely have had this conversation with you're other half lol

Going for a ride
Can I go riding?

Back from a ride
Back from my ride

 

[FJ40LVR]

"Don't you think that $2000.00 a month is a lot for a pool cleaner; especially for a house that doesnt have a pool?"

 

[brittan]

Wow...I don't know that's what you meant by "pool cleaner." That's a hell of a way to make a living, if you can still make "it" work. The ladies haven't been willing to pay me for sex since high school. Good on you for making that work.

 

[murf]

You were a gigilo in high School? How much did you make per "service"?

Beats working at Mcdonalds

 

[brittan]

I was mostly paid in beer

 

[Tools R Us]

^^^^ Cheap date!

 

[FJ40LVR]

Wow...I don't know that's what you meant by "pool cleaner." That's a hell of a way to make a living, if you can still make "it" work. The ladies haven't been willing to pay me for sex since high school. Good on you for making that work.

If you watched the video the next quote was even funnier:

"F.U....your ride your bike; I ride the Pool Cleaner." I dont have any good stories like that...(at least that I will post on the internet)

 

[brittan]

This reminds me of a guy I knew who used to install cable...said it was the most sex he'd ever had...had to quit the job when he got married.