Mike was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and had
just told them he couldn't make the camping trip
scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let
him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive
remarks from his fellow 4X4 friends Mike left to go back
home to his wife.
When Mike's friends started arriving to set up camp the
next day, who should be there but Mike sitting up in front
of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast
stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"
"I didn't have to" was Mike's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down
in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife
snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise'!" When I peeled her hands back she
was standing there in a beautiful see - through negligee,
was sipping on a large Martini and said, "Carry me into
the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you
want."
So here I am!
just told them he couldn't make the camping trip
scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let
him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive
remarks from his fellow 4X4 friends Mike left to go back
home to his wife.
When Mike's friends started arriving to set up camp the
next day, who should be there but Mike sitting up in front
of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast
stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"
"I didn't have to" was Mike's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down
in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife
snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise'!" When I peeled her hands back she
was standing there in a beautiful see - through negligee,
was sipping on a large Martini and said, "Carry me into
the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you
want."
So here I am!
