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OK, now NOBODY TRY ANY FUNNY STUFF!!! I simply want to sell a vehicle here. Not looking to make any life-style statements! If you don't wanna play nice, you can vent to your hearts delight in the first thread I started on this which was hijacked by genuine concern about who might want to buy such a diminutive vehicle and all the reasons why not. Apparently it was such an issue that IT GOT THE WHOLE THREAD MOVED TO stinkin' CHIT-CHAT!!!! Something I never do!
Anyway, we ain't gonna be talkin' about NONE of that! No SAH! You list'nin ta me boy? LOOKA HERE AT ME when I'm TALKIN' to you boy! (that boy is about as sharp as a teddy bear!)
We are selling off our 2004 Ford Escape. It's a V6 AWD. Green with Tan CLOTH interior, and 76K. It's in Asheville, NC.
And it's YOURS! for a MUD-only price of JUST $8500.00
[strike]You can drive this comfortably without worrying about people seeing you in a Forester. Not that there's anything wrong with Foresters. They are well known as big strapping men who chop down trees, eat their lunch, wear suspenders AND a bra; then put on women's clothin' and hang around in bars.
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NO, NO, NO, NO!!!! We are NOT talking about that!
Anyway, it's a great little car, but we need the cash to get our soon-to-be-born baby out of hoc. (Poor little guy, I should call him Oliver)
I've got a craigslist ad but if you want pics, you need to go to my own--infrequently updated--site right here.
Sorry, no trades--unless you are a dentist who also does roofing, plumbing and builds kitchen cabinets. [strike]Looking for an 80 (CE, Sage, Locked, mint, slee'd but never wheeled, under 30K miles for $12K; hey I can dream right?) but have to sell my 05 F-150 first. See listing for that soon.[/strike] Not gonna talk about that EITHER!!
Cheers!
Anyway, we ain't gonna be talkin' about NONE of that! No SAH! You list'nin ta me boy? LOOKA HERE AT ME when I'm TALKIN' to you boy! (that boy is about as sharp as a teddy bear!)
We are selling off our 2004 Ford Escape. It's a V6 AWD. Green with Tan CLOTH interior, and 76K. It's in Asheville, NC.
And it's YOURS! for a MUD-only price of JUST $8500.00
[strike]You can drive this comfortably without worrying about people seeing you in a Forester. Not that there's anything wrong with Foresters. They are well known as big strapping men who chop down trees, eat their lunch, wear suspenders AND a bra; then put on women's clothin' and hang around in bars.
[/strike] NO, NO, NO, NO!!!! We are NOT talking about that!
Anyway, it's a great little car, but we need the cash to get our soon-to-be-born baby out of hoc. (Poor little guy, I should call him Oliver)
I've got a craigslist ad but if you want pics, you need to go to my own--infrequently updated--site right here.
Sorry, no trades--unless you are a dentist who also does roofing, plumbing and builds kitchen cabinets. [strike]Looking for an 80 (CE, Sage, Locked, mint, slee'd but never wheeled, under 30K miles for $12K; hey I can dream right?) but have to sell my 05 F-150 first. See listing for that soon.[/strike] Not gonna talk about that EITHER!!
Cheers!
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