DOG SNOREZzzzzzzzzz...

[Jomama]

78 degrees is "cool"

 

[Skillet]

You redneck 'tard, that's an Official Air Dog Squeaker Bone she's gnawing on. Get with the program dingleberry

hmmm, no wonder your other dog looks jealous...

 

[titanpat57]

Is that a massive dido and anal lube on the stand?

Man you got good eyes..

 

[RockDoc]

Man you got good eyes..

Helps that he knows what he's looking for.

 

[cruiser88]

ha now..............I am not the one wiping my pecker off on Liams ass cheeks

Helps that he knows what he's looking for.

 

[wob]

You regulate the thermostat with the seasons? Why would you be concerned about a power bill?

He just does that in the dog's house.

What? - You didn't think that was BOUNDER's little pad, did you?

 

[nicholas]

Doesn't the dog's medical policy cover remedying these sorts of nuisances?

It should. Clearly the dog needs a CPAP machine (continuous positive airway pressure (CPAP) machine). Frankly I'm disappointed you came to a redneck, hillbilly, land cruiser board with your question instead of having the butler rush the dog to the canine sleep clinic.

 

[fsusteve]

it's all the sleeping pills you give him so he won't wake up during your "playtime".

 

[Rambrush]

Almost afraid to post here with all of the great craziness.
My Female Yellow lab also snores like a freight train plus she loves to roll over and go belly up sleeping away.

 

[calstyl2]

Almost afraid to post here with all of the great craziness.
My Female Yellow lab also snores like a freight train plus she loves to roll over and go belly up sleeping away.

Its a Bounder the OP, thing...........

 

[sirenmoses]

All the dober's I've ever lived with snored, to one degree or another.

Cat-like purring snores: check
Wake-em up snores: check
Freight-train snores: check
Rumbing underbreath snores: check
Chasin the prey snore-barks w/leg twitchn: check

And a few quieter variations on the above.

The trick isn't just to be asleep before them, but to snore louder! (nasal strips don't work on me either) When you wake up n the dogs are in the other room = win!

 

[calstyl2]

Wifes Golden does the bark twitch thing, I just throw a magazine at her from the nightstand.

 

[Skillet]

Wifes Golden does the bark twitch thing, I just throw a magazine at her from the nightstand.

lol...

your wife's golden what?

 

[calstyl2]

Retriever......................gutter mind.

 

[lolo62]

you guys have nothing on this beast...

 

[Skillet]

you guys have nothing on this beast...

here, let me help you with that...

 

[cruiser88]

good gawd....can he even walk?


I know I know...here come crazy in wheelchair wise cracks

you guys have nothing on this beast...

 

[Rambrush]

I would think walking would be a stretch its more likely a waddle like a duck.

 

[RockDoc]

good gawd....can he even walk?


I know I know...here come crazy in wheelchair wise cracks

He rolls on a 2.5 ton trolley jack. How's do you roll C?

 

[D'Animal]

Totally relaxed and snoring like crazy.