Cool umbrellas?

[tacoma2002]

So here's the deal....

After last week of coming into work looking like a stray dog that's been out in a s***storm I have come to terms that I need an umbrella...I have to park about 100 yards from where I work and on rainy days I end up getting a huge case of the wet ass...So, recently (the last 48 hours really) I have embarked on a journey to find an umbrella that says "yep...that's a MAN in under that umbrella" (I hope that's not too contradictory for you).

The only 'cool' umbrella I have found is the ARB ones that are 50 bucks....as most of you know....I'm a cheap ass...I'm not spending 50 bucks for an umbrella...not even a cool one.

So far the umbrellas in my budget (that I have found) have unicorns or Disney characters on them. I need an umbrella that says "that guy drinks beers and smells like bacon" so don't try and feed me any of this "a plain umbrella works fine" crap. I have a about a quarter of a hunnert that I'd like to spend on a cool umbrella....

Post 'yer pictarz.

 

[ntsaint]

The Gentleman's Guide to Umbrellas | The Art of Manliness

 

[Bodean]

Hmm... Umbrellas.... Don't tempt me to print CLC umbrellas!

 

[tacoma2002]

Keep 'er less than fiddy and I'm in @Bodean.

 

[MEMCruiser]

Did you go to Ole Miss?

 

[tacoma2002]

Indeed.

 

[Papalud]

Free.

 

[tacoma2002]

Free.


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Now that's a COOL umbrella! It's also in my budget!

Pretty awesome adventure you guys had, or so it looks!

 

[wngrog]

Did you go to Ole Miss?

Hahahahaha

 

[wct49]

Did you go to Ole Miss?

Jesus! Mud LOL of the effin day.

 

[Bodean]

I think you just need a poncho.

 

[tacoma2002]

Poncho isn't happening Bodean....holding out for a cool umbrella...

All you Ole Miss haters just keep on hatin'!

 

[wct49]

 

[wngrog]

Are you related to Shush?

 

[SHUSH]

 

[ntsaint]

This thread makes the Cottonland Overland Clothing Thread look like the manliest thread on Mud.

 

[tacoma2002]

lol.

I just don't like working all day with soggy drawz from a AM s***soon is all.

This should be the "Official Manly Umbrella" thread. You can't tell me that none of you assholes carry an umbrella to work.

 

[ntsaint]

My #EAF 100 series is umbrella free.

My wife keeps one in her 200 tho.

 

[tacoma2002]

I've never owned one...but this past couple of weeks have been killing me. If I didn't have to walk so far it wouldn't be an issue.

I've tried walking fast...even running. Only thing that changes is the rain starts to sting with a little speed and my shoes get soaked.

 

[JTU]

Mythbusters says walk, don't run in the rain