Bored
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The way she move it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
John, you sir are a posting God
And my personal hero
And my personal hero
Give your students a math test.
Name: ____________
Alias: ____________
Gang Name: ____________
1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and he shoots 13 times at every drive by shooting, how may drive by shootings can he enjoy before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Ricky for $320 and 2 grams to D.J. for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If his price is $65 per Joe, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound pound of heroin and make a 20% profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for stealing a Chevy, and $200 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $1000?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing her for spending his money?
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can Tagger spray if he steals 3 cans of paint and finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty?
8. Hector has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $235 per month rent goes up 15%, how many children should she have to keep up with expenses?
10. Jermel was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose for jumping bail?
Name: ____________
Alias: ____________
Gang Name: ____________
1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and he shoots 13 times at every drive by shooting, how may drive by shootings can he enjoy before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Ricky for $320 and 2 grams to D.J. for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If his price is $65 per Joe, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound pound of heroin and make a 20% profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for stealing a Chevy, and $200 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $1000?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing her for spending his money?
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can Tagger spray if he steals 3 cans of paint and finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty?
8. Hector has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $235 per month rent goes up 15%, how many children should she have to keep up with expenses?
10. Jermel was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose for jumping bail?
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Also on the same site
WTF tattoos
People of wallmart
White trash repairs
D-bags
Damn, girls in yoga pants is pretty awesome. Good find Todd!
Name: Tony
Alais: El Conquistador
Gang name: Bologna
1. 3.07 drive by shootings
2. 1870.00 street value, un cut
3. 4.1 Tricks each, per day
4. 1.6 oz. of cut
5. No chevys
6. $2800.00 left. 8 years for 2nd offense 2nd degree involuntary man slaughter in plea agreement
7. 9.125 letters
8. 22% of the girls
9. Trick question..making $3744.00 per month & spending 225.00 on food, and rent going up to only $270.25, she still has plenty of money...(if she spends $7.50 per child per night , she would need one more child to make ends meet)
10. 3000.00 lost
Told ya I was bored
Alais: El Conquistador
Gang name: Bologna
1. 3.07 drive by shootings
2. 1870.00 street value, un cut
3. 4.1 Tricks each, per day
4. 1.6 oz. of cut
5. No chevys
6. $2800.00 left. 8 years for 2nd offense 2nd degree involuntary man slaughter in plea agreement
7. 9.125 letters
8. 22% of the girls
9. Trick question..making $3744.00 per month & spending 225.00 on food, and rent going up to only $270.25, she still has plenty of money...(if she spends $7.50 per child per night , she would need one more child to make ends meet)
10. 3000.00 lost
Told ya I was bored
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Tony, not sure about your math on #6?
$10,000.00 for the hit
She spends $1200.00 per year for 6 years=7200.00
10,000-7,200= 2800.00
I stand corrected
Damn mind altering drugs.....sorry
Thanks D-rail, for being there for me
She spends $1200.00 per year for 6 years=7200.00
10,000-7,200= 2800.00
I stand corrected
Damn mind altering drugs.....sorry
Thanks D-rail, for being there for me
I went back & changed my answer......he he.....im so sneaky
No one will know I was wrong the first time
No one will know I was wrong the first time
That, my friend, should become the new slogan of "honeybadger off road"
I have noticed that I open this thread even when there are no new posts......and I always start at page 1......
Hmmmmmm....me thinks I may has a problem
Hmmmmmm....me thinks I may has a problem
Bad Gumby! Bad bad Gumby!
Tragic!
I start on page 2 and my computer pauses for a second to allow me to say hi to the the butt dancer.
Page 2 butt dancer is my favorite
Now that's a fine ass right there, fellas...
Im glad she (I hope it's a she) is giving permission to stare
Im glad she (I hope it's a she) is giving permission to stare