An X-mas poem

[NCFJ]

I wrote this 5 years agao and posted in another forum, thought you guys might like it
Merry Christmas all
Stan


Twas the night before Christmas
And out in the garage
The Jeep was broke down
After all, it’s a Dodge

The tires were off
The gear cases apart
So much for doing donuts
In the lot at Wal Mart

It don’t have a top
Nor does it have doors
Heat and AC
Is only for Bores

I love that old Jeep
It gives me a smile
Even though it costs me
$10.50 per mile

It rides like a brick
With springs like a rock
I wont get a Toyota
I have a mental block

It’s loud and it’s dirty
That is when it runs
Sometimes the best tool for it
Is merely a gun

I hang with my buddies
They all have Jeeps too
Out of the 12 of us
One runs maybe two

I want to go wheeling
But I’m out of cash
Bought parts for my TJ
I’m developing a rash

SO I call my pal with an FJ
He’s wheeling tonight
I’ll ride shotgun and keep quiet
Avoiding a fight

 

[krzyabncanuck]

That is cool as heck, and true.

 

[96Cruiser13]

Haha love it

 

[msontag03]

This is great and so true (coming from a true Heep owner), the part about costing $10.50/mi may be a little off - got to be north of $15/mi, at least for a modified "62.

Mike