A Christmas Poem

[NCFJ]

I wrote it a few years back and post it up on a forum here and there.

Twas the night before Christmas
And out in the garage
The Jeep was broke down
After all, it’s a Dodge

The tires were off
The gear cases apart
So much for doing donuts
In the lot at Wal Mart

It don’t have a top
Nor does it have doors
Heat and AC
Is only for Bores

I love that old Jeep
It gives me a smile
Even though it costs me
$10.50 per mile

It rides like a brick
With springs like a rock
I wont get a Toyota
I have a mental block

It’s loud and it’s dirty
That is when it runs
Sometimes the best tool for it
Is merely a gun

I hang with my buddies
They all have Jeeps too
Out of the 12 of us
One runs maybe two

I want to go wheeling
But I’m out of cash
Bought parts for my TJ
I’m developing a rash

SO I call my pal with an FJ
He’s wheeling tonight
I’ll ride shotgun and keep quiet
Avoiding a fight

 

[GarnerFJ40]

Wow, Stan's writing poems and Al's posting book reviews...

AM I IN THE RIGHT FORUM HERE?????

 

[NCFJ]

Would it scare you if I told you I used to write for 4 magazines? Back when I was literate

 

[RSHARPfzj80]

THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME! I'll definitely have to show this to my HEEP buddy.

 

[krzyabncanuck]

It would scare me.

But it did put a smile on my face though, so thanks much.

 

[lt1fire]

That's great Stan


Ha Ha Ha Brian very funny normally if I have any spare time I read... and I have lots of it right now