Should have read the other threads as well as you read your computer programming books. The answer is in there.... No, we do not know of a local cruiser mechanic. You think we know and are just not saying to be dicks....?
Heads up Rob!
Just because the correct answers are not what you want to hear doesn't make us unhelpful. Any tude you are picking up from us is because we get asked this all the time, and a simple search would have revealed the same true answer.
1. By unbolting stuff.
2. By searching and...