I can hear it now. Greg gets called in for peeing in a parking lot.
"Unit 420, we have a report of a homeless man wearing a brown UPS tshirt with an iron-on patch urinating in the parking lot of Platinum Plus."
"Base, we are on scene now. We are bringing in the homeless UPS retiree along with a few others that smell like pork."
smell like pork...some will some wont.