"Things to do at a wheeling event besides wheeling"

[4rnr]

I saw this in the events section. I couldn't help but think of our "things to do at a wheeling event besides camping"



https://forum.ih8mud.com/trails-events-expeditions/478563-things-do-event-besides-wheeling.html

 

[Gumby]

Anything but this:

Well this is on the plate for GSMTR this year.

Wheeling of course
Blind driver competition
RC rock crawling competition
Scavenger hunt (We hide these ACC powder coated sculptures out on the trail and if you find one you win a prize)
Trips to a local state park
Wheeling movies on a wide screen (KOH, Peterson's, participants videos of that day)
Music (We have music every night but a live band playing one nigh)
Food (We are having BBQ one night as well other clubs are cooking meals to raise some money for their club.
Fishing (we have two stocked bass and brim ponds on site)
Poker (we set up a poker table for anyone to use)
Horse shoes
Basketball (there is a full court basketball court on site)
Volleyball (we have 3 sand courts that are lit)
Raffles (having one of the best damn raffles around)
Awards (Handing out awards to those people who who do something special)
ATV (our park allows ATVs and we welcome registrants to bring them)

 

[Gumby]

My own list:

during the day:
RC wheeling
6-4-6
sleep
wrench
nap
6-4-6 again
sit in the river and/eat/nap/drink/urinate/watch hillbillies/6-4-6

in the evening:
Sit in lawn chair and drink
Watch zilch bags
Listen to Tony sing songs
watch flame throwers
create betting pool to see who gets hospital care first
burn things
blow up things
watch movies/play GT5 on camper TV

 

[booty]

piggyback races...no wait that doesn't end too well.
nightwheeling....no that doesn't end too well.
raffels....yes that works well

 

[4rnr]

raffels....yes that works well

only when Tony is raffling other peoples booze to only a couple people with a "cant sit til its gone policy"

 

[REKCUT]

zilch??

Not sure its green

 

[tonyota]

Sure it is

We can ziltch green bags
We ain't prejudice againsst color

 

[tonyota]

Dang...them other guys are into corn holein..................too!

 

[pepsilvr]

Drink around fire until putting flammable liquids into said fire sound like a good idea.




On second thought, don't need to drink for that.




Actually, yes, drinking is necessary

 

[tonyota]

Circle jerk?

 

[tonyota]

Hmmmmmm

Whatta ya gonna do today, Napoleon?

Whatever I want, goosshh

 

[tonyota]

Ok seriously...this will be the best thing to do besides wheel at a wheeling event



Ready?


Cribbage tournament!

And yes....I'll bring the game

How bout a marathon "go fish" game

Monopoly?

We can have a tire rotation competition

I know!
Intervention!

Testicular self exams......on each other

Phlegm animal contests

Origami?

Dress like your favorite star wars character competition

Shifted knob hunt

Al Jolsen impressions

Build a domino sculpture.....

.....of General Robert E. Lee

Play duck, duck, goose .....naked

Unicycle time trials on a big, loose rock down hill run

Belly flop competition on dry ground

Who can thread a 100 spoke Dayton low rider rim the fastest

Sesame seed spitting contest

Shall I make an itinerary? ???

 

[Polak]

Don't forget the "No hands" rectal thermometer relay race!!!

 

[pepsilvr]

Ok seriously...this will be the best thing to do besides wheel at a wheeling event



Ready?


Cribbage tournament!

And yes....I'll bring the game

How bout a marathon "go fish" game

Monopoly?

We can have a tire rotation competition

I know!
Intervention!

Testicular self exams......on each other

Phlegm animal contests

Origami?

Dress like your favorite star wars character competition

Shifted knob hunt

Al Jolsen impressions

Build a domino sculpture.....

.....of General Robert E. Lee

Play duck, duck, goose .....naked

Unicycle time trials on a big, loose rock down hill run

Belly flop competition on dry ground

Who can thread a 100 spoke Dayton low rider rim the fastest

Sesame seed spitting contest

Shall I make an itinerary? ???

I am assuming this is listed in the order things will happen as the week progresses. Damn, I'm going to miss all the good stuff.

 

[tonyota]

Week progresses!?.?!..?

That, sir, is a daily schedule

 

[4rnr]

I like your style.

Im gonna need that itinerary.