The Gunny Laser Pointer Mod (for to see better into the future)

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Ok that sounds like it for the lasers, cause I know Tom wants the third one. Ya snooze ya don't get a laser.
 
Ok that sounds like it for the lasers, cause I know Tom wants the third one. Ya snooze ya don't get a laser.

You are a wise man!!! I'll take it!! Have had my order in since the PYS Tour.
 
I think I almost pee'd my pants reading this thread
 
What are roofies, shouldn't they be called floories, cause that's where you always end up when you take them.

Gumpy, that dog idea cracked me the »±¥” up. (You Blackberry savy will get that)

I have already came up with an improvement to the "Gunny Laser Mod" & will attempt to sell it to Jon for a handsome sum of $$$$ and it can be labeled "Gunny Laser Mod version 2.0". I simply replace the stoneage technology of wood toothpicks with the high-tech modern invention known to those select few of us who are serious techies as the "Plastic toothpick"
Plastic toothpick is a registered trademark of Tony Fab industries and is protected by several patends pending. Any unauthorized use of plastic toothpicks or their likeness by any unauthorized parties, not affiliated with Tony Fab industries is strictly forbidden
MSDS sheets available upon request
Not valid in New Jersey, Michigan & parts of Montana. All potential, future, possible, could-be, maybe, wanna-be uses of plastic toothpicks are expressly forbidden by federal law. This product has not been tested by the FDA and does not claim to cure or reduce any medical conditions caused by excessive thumb fatigue due to over use of a laser pointer. This product is not endorssed by Billy Mays or Vince the Sham Wow guy. Possible side effects include, but are not limited to; uncontrollable projectile diareea, reverse vomiting, liver & pancreas mating, and the reduction of your man-hood to a baby wenis. Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex with Jon. If you experience an errection lasting more than 4 hours, show everyone. Caution: don't shine laser pointers directly into eyes.

Unfortunately, many in our group have already seen your invention.
 
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not nice i wont be able to see know
dam one eye
 

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