The Gunny Laser Pointer Mod (for to see better into the future)

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4rnr

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Due to popular demand I present: The Gunny Laser Pointer Mod (for to see better into the future)

Im going to request a sticky on this gem...

Many hours, captains, and garage cigar sessions went into this.

We all know wheeling is just a responsible excuse to burn trash bags, drink captain, burn tv's, and play with lasers.

It has become evident to me that the button on the lasers is "sub-par". As I was sitting in my garage yesterday at 11am, drinking, and smoking a new cigar. I decided to dig out the laser and shine my neighbors as they drove past. The button was causing me issues. (as I know it has tony) I decided to investigate said problem's roots and discovered that the button presses a circuit board button. That circuit board is supported by a less than stellar piece of foam. As the foam wears out, the board sags. This in turn causes the button to sag and requires increase digit pressure. (This comounds the issue) Now due to the angle of the sag the buttons are not squarely contacting each other, causing intermittent "flickering."

The Fix....

You will need one tooth pic.

Break the tooth pic into 3 equal lengths. and simply slide them under the foam pad. I suggest two next to each other then the third in between them to ensure a tight fit.

Enjoy pointing

Clint, I understand that you have no idea what im talking about since you are passed out by the time we break out the lasers. But, rest assured, even though you are unconcious you are still an integral part of our late night antics.
 
You are one fabbin' ginger mofo.

I'll have to check out this mod and see how far I can overbuild it.

I'm thinking 3/8 plate oughtta replace that piece first off. Then maybe see if we can't overdrive that laser with a 11.1v LiPo battery from my RC crawler.

Then mount it to my dogs head to see how far he'll chase it.
 
4rnr said:
Clint, I understand that you have no idea what im talking about since you are passed out by the time we break out the lasers. But, rest assured, even though you are unconcious you are still an integral part of our late night antics.
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One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss! :D:D
 
What are roofies, shouldn't they be called floories, cause that's where you always end up when you take them.

Gumpy, that dog idea cracked me the »±¥” up. (You Blackberry savy will get that)

I have already came up with an improvement to the "Gunny Laser Mod" & will attempt to sell it to Jon for a handsome sum of $$$$ and it can be labeled "Gunny Laser Mod version 2.0". I simply replace the stoneage technology of wood toothpicks with the high-tech modern invention known to those select few of us who are serious techies as the "Plastic toothpick"
Plastic toothpick is a registered trademark of Tony Fab industries and is protected by several patends pending. Any unauthorized use of plastic toothpicks or their likeness by any unauthorized parties, not affiliated with Tony Fab industries is strictly forbidden
MSDS sheets available upon request
Not valid in New Jersey, Michigan & parts of Montana. All potential, future, possible, could-be, maybe, wanna-be uses of plastic toothpicks are expressly forbidden by federal law. This product has not been tested by the FDA and does not claim to cure or reduce any medical conditions caused by excessive thumb fatigue due to over use of a laser pointer. This product is not endorssed by Billy Mays or Vince the Sham Wow guy. Possible side effects include, but are not limited to; uncontrollable projectile diareea, reverse vomiting, liver & pancreas mating, and the reduction of your man-hood to a baby wenis. Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex with Jon. If you experience an errection lasting more than 4 hours, show everyone. Caution: don't shine laser pointers directly into eyes.
 
Quick I need to know the best way to clean up Mt. Dew that has been spit through my nose on to the lap top.

Mark
 
On a side note. Get your orders in now as only 3 new lasers made it in time for this event. $20.00 each.
First come, first served
 
tonyota said:
What are roofies, shouldn't they be called floories, cause that's where you always end up when you take them.

Gumpy, that dog idea cracked me the »±¥” up. (You Blackberry savy will get that)

I have already came up with an improvement to the "Gunny Laser Mod" & will attempt to sell it to Jon for a handsome sum of $$$$ and it can be labeled "Gunny Laser Mod version 2.0". I simply replace the stoneage technology of wood toothpicks with the high-tech modern invention known to those select few of us who are serious techies as the "Plastic toothpick"
Plastic toothpick is a registered trademark of Tony Fab industries and is protected by several patends pending. Any unauthorized use of plastic toothpicks or their likeness by any unauthorized parties, not affiliated with Tony Fab industries is strictly forbidden
MSDS sheets available upon request
Not valid in New Jersey, Michigan & parts of Montana. All potential, future, possible, could-be, maybe, wanna-be uses of plastic toothpicks are expressly forbidden by federal law. This product has not been tested by the FDA and does not claim to cure or reduce any medical conditions caused by excessive thumb fatigue due to over use of a laser pointer. This product is not endorssed by Billy Mays or Vince the Sham Wow guy. Possible side effects include, but are not limited to; uncontrollable projectile diareea, reverse vomiting, liver & pancreas mating, and the reduction of your man-hood to a baby wenis. Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex with Jon. If you experience an errection lasting more than 4 hours, show everyone. Caution: don't shine laser pointers directly into eyes.
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I'm gonna have to sent Captain Morgan a big thank you note.

That s*** made my face hurt.
 
This doesnt count as Ginger Fab. Here is the critera of materials for ginger fab:

1.75" .120 DOM tubing

Use of plasma and/or welder.

Rustoleum Hi Gloss spray paint

Fabbing has to be done while wearing flip flops

and last but not least, wearing large amounts of SPF 100 sun screen
 
BAMF_CT2004 said:
Fabbing has to be done while wearing flip flops
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I hope those are OSHA approved steel toed flip flops. I want you guys to be safe while fabbing all this high tech stuff.
 
whats OSHA?
 
Is the dog at least genetically mutated?
 
is he il-tempered?
 
tonyota said:
On a side note. Get your orders in now as only 3 new lasers made it in time for this event. $20.00 each.
First come, first served
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Put me down for one. Does the price include one that is already modified?
 
The mod has to be purchased online & ships in 4 to 6 weeks.
 
Now, is it a GREEN laser?? those are the fun ones!
 
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