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September 3, 2016. I arrived to my home in the Mojave River Forks campground about 6:00 PM Saturday evening and was greeted by nearly 100 fellow campers who had come for a Labor Day weekend reprieve from city living. A very happy crowd at that! Though the sky was unmarred by clouds it was filled with wind. And a lot of it. In fact, nearly all of SoCal was swept with a brisk, humid breeze flowing off the Pacific Ocean. No matter where campers set-up home, cooking was a challenge if they were not enclosed in an RV or carried their camp stoves inside a tent. Everyone camping on this side of River Forks are in tents.

My 1970's era two burner Coleman was right where I left it on the campground table when I left earlier as the sun was climbing to the mountain's ridge to the East. A simple dinner was planned and I needed one sauce pan on each burner. First though, I had to heat water in order to cleanup last-night's "leftovers" from those pans. And, so, I put a larger pot of water on the main burner and turned my attention to opening the all-important can of Alpo for Spot, and a beer for me. Water was warming quickly and I squirt in some dish soap, stuck a temperature-test-finger in; it was just right for washing dishes.

Meanwhile, the family to the North of me was busy stringing up tarps between the trees for a wind block. Whoa! There went a flying hat and it was mine! Across the road are a group of locals from the high desert, family and friends, lots of kids and one elder Cocker Spaniel. Undeterred by gusting wind they were occupied with moving stoves and grills to anywhere they could find respite from the wind. The ladies room? Okay, that works and, so, the other side of the facility becomes the multi sexual restroom.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, my pans and spoons and bowl are clean and rinsed and water is starting to steam in the sauce pan for the pasta. Tomato soup and fresh broccoli are on the other burner and I have to take care not to heat it to quickly and burn the tomato soup. What's up with the wind? I reach for the not-so-smart Samsung and hit Wunderground.com. Hmm, gusts to 32 mph at the nearest station at Deep Creek, a few miles due North. I go back to stirring the soup and have to adjust the flame under the over-boiling pot of pasta.

So, what's up here? My leftovers on the stove stay warm for a second helping as the rest of the world struggles to get a hot bite.

Check it out in person at the Lucas Oil Off Road Expo, space 6107 October 1-2 in Pomona. Keep posted here for more information on the greatest camping tool invented since the Coleman stove.
 

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Your home is in a campground?



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Just kidding. But seriously, maybe I missed something but what is this great invention?

Where I spend most of my camping out time, at least two days a week June thru October, it's almost always windy. 10-15 mph is a nice mild day but more than half are 25 and up. Once I turn my truck sideways to the wind, set up the awning and put a wind block under the truck it's usually real nice and cozy. I'm able to cook on my cheap crappy Stansport grill/stove, at least down to about 40 degrees where the grill isn't hot enough.



Yeah I really just discovered weather underground with all that data on display. I normally use Accuweather and find them pretty well... accurate. But starting this week I'm gonna start comparing the two and maybe switch. Since I'm usually on a beach somewhere I also use a US Harbors website that boaters use. Lots of accurate real time data and pretty darn accurate projections.


Anyhoo, that's a cool story. You write well.

Cheers.






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Your home is in a campground?



This isn't it is it?? Yup.

The photo looks NE toward Deep Creek from the full hook-up side of camp. Pretty barren landscape at that point. Half mile to the North I where I camp and it's thick with tall junipers. Silverwood Lake is back the other way a couple of miles.

The Pilot Fire started 28 days ago. CHP gave me and Spot an escort into what was fast becoming a base camp for the event. Just beyond the edge of the plateau in the photo the vegetation changes to mixed Juniper creosote, oak, some cottonwood and lots of poison oak. Quite a few deer, nearly 0 quail and Spot pointed out a horned toad a stripped whip snake. A wannabe off road jerk and his clown friends burnt up my side yard, according to conversations I had with CalFire and USFS personnel. One of those side X side things bumping around in the tall dry grass over by the lake. Needless to say the toad and snake don't live there anymore but the deer still cross through.

Updates to come. Next Saturday a video crew is going to camp with us and document how to cook in the wind. If anyone wants to join in, there is plenty of room. RSVP please.


This guy caught me in weak moment. Quarter mile out and a couple hundred feet up and dropping. Guide jet had just gone over and dropped a smoke trail for him to home in on. Exit stage right, Fast!

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This bomb run on the Pilot Fire was directly 30 yards East of the camp site in your photo

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This is a very gay campground.

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Spot, the fire dog.

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My smoke house aka, The Tracker.


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Just kidding. But seriously, maybe I missed something but what is this great invention?

Where I spend most of my camping out time, at least two days a week June thru October, it's almost always windy. 10-15 mph is a nice mild day but more than half are 25 and up. Once I turn my truck sideways to the wind, set up the awning and put a wind block under the truck it's usually real nice and cozy. I'm able to cook on my cheap crappy Stansport grill/stove, at least down to about 40 degrees where the grill isn't hot enough.



Yeah I really just discovered weather underground with all that data on display. I normally use Accuweather and find them pretty well... accurate. But starting this week I'm gonna start comparing the two and maybe switch. Since I'm usually on a beach somewhere I also use a US Harbors website that boaters use. Lots of accurate real time data and pretty darn accurate projections.


Anyhoo, that's a cool story. You write well.

Cheers.






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so, this fantastic best tool does not deserve a pic?
 

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