KOWBOY
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I done got myself thinkin' and realized there mite just be some confusion over the name of our Official Headquarters. So I'm gonna explain it and try to learn ya'll somethin'.
Ya see .... 3X's ain't got no ref'rence at all to that 'triple -X' porno stuff like them magazines Josh had hid under his mattress when he was a young 'un.
No sir. And Chef ain't makin' none of his "ed-u-cational videos" here neither. No sir. In fact, ain't much happin' on the 3X's that's got anythang to do at all with that sex stuff. All the Big Critters done been fixed .... Dawg's fixin' to get fixed .... and ain't nobody int'rested enuff in me too give a damn if'n I'm fixed or not.
Nope .... the 3X's is named in lovin' memory of all my former wives. Sorta like a daily reminder that I just mite not be cut out for that marriage stuff. Now the situation did get a little mixed up in March when my second ex done moved in with me again. Maybe it shoulda been the 2X's since she was there. But since she moved back out 'bout a week ago ... on my birthday ... reckon it's back to 3X's. Or does she count twice now and it's 4X's? No .... I don't reckon so. The filin' cab'net in the spare bedroom's still got three sets of divorce papers in it so the name'll stay the same.
However, if'n ya'll got a sister or daughter over 18 .... go 'head and send 'er on over. Mite just be my next ex. Then it'd be officially the 4X's and there wouldn't be no more confusion.
Ya see .... 3X's ain't got no ref'rence at all to that 'triple -X' porno stuff like them magazines Josh had hid under his mattress when he was a young 'un.
No sir. And Chef ain't makin' none of his "ed-u-cational videos" here neither. No sir. In fact, ain't much happin' on the 3X's that's got anythang to do at all with that sex stuff. All the Big Critters done been fixed .... Dawg's fixin' to get fixed .... and ain't nobody int'rested enuff in me too give a damn if'n I'm fixed or not.Nope .... the 3X's is named in lovin' memory of all my former wives.
Sorta like a daily reminder that I just mite not be cut out for that marriage stuff. Now the situation did get a little mixed up in March when my second ex done moved in with me again. Maybe it shoulda been the 2X's since she was there. But since she moved back out 'bout a week ago ... on my birthday ... reckon it's back to 3X's. Or does she count twice now and it's 4X's? No .... I don't reckon so. The filin' cab'net in the spare bedroom's still got three sets of divorce papers in it so the name'll stay the same.However, if'n ya'll got a sister or daughter over 18 .... go 'head and send 'er on over. Mite just be my next ex. Then it'd be officially the 4X's and there wouldn't be no more confusion.
