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Its one of the greatest quotes Bailey has come up with yet! We were looking at the rainfly on the tent that we put up and talking about how to fix the small holes on the plastic and she cut loose with, "All a man really needs is duct tape and beer, at least that's what Kowboy said!" Gotta keep that man away from the younguns!
 
Good deal. Made us kinda laugh our asses off!
 
DavidW said:
Gotta keep that man away from the younguns!
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You got that right sir!

Our President is not the best example for our kids.


My kids saw a sign this morning on the highway that says:

Drink
Drive
Go to Jail.

...Both of my boys are confused and they're asking
"if we drive and drink a soda or water, we go to Jail?"

..and I told them "No, That's only if you're drinking alchol beverages like Beer, wine or any other type of alcohol beverage "

So Fernando says "you mean like Kowboy, he is always driving and drinking beer, is he going to Jail Dad?"



:flipoff2: :beer:
 
I did!

I had to explain to them the offroad parks rules, the human behavior under the influence of alcohol and don't drink and drive on public roads as in highways and streets!

Don't worry Sir! the Boys still thinks you're a good person.
 
Good one David! That Bailey is something else! Tell her Bodean misses her already.
 
She says that she misses you too and she lost a tooth. She's in the bathroom with ambesol trying to pull one that isn't quite ready!!! Damn that toothfairy!
 
Very funny, David. Hard to believe she's EIGHT already. What happened?
 
nuclearlemon said:
i've been biting my tongue for over a week now...is someone else going to comment on this or do i have to step out of my normal sweet innocent persona?!!!:flipoff2:
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You got nothin' ....:) after all, don't Kowboy have one in the pasture next to the casa? I thought he was offering...
 
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wanabecruisen said:
You got nothin' ....:) after all, don't Kowboy have one in the pasture next to the casa? I thought he was offering...
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it involved kowboy riding said jackass, then i was wondering if there was gonna be a jenny ass and hell, why not the whole family.
 
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