Screw it...
Does your wife carry a gun in a holster on her hip? My wife doesn't carry but I did have a female partner who carried in a holster on her hip.
If so...Damn! If not, I'm not claiming I carry a purse...but she does. No she carried a satchel.
Do police officers really have a secure holster while you're standing behind them at taco bell? (Am I the only one who's thought of that) Most holsters are either level 2 or level 3 security type holsters. You cannot take the weapon while it is holstered. You can try if you want but I don't recommend it.
Do you sleep with your pistol in your hand or secured to your person with a lanyard? I have a gun safe where I store my pistols. I keep a shotgun close by for home use.
If so...where do you tie the lanyard to? (small loop for me) Only Tuco uses a lanyard and this ain't Good, Bad, and Ugly.
If my "purse" never leaves my side/shoulder, is that more unsecured than a holster? (no) No because I can separate you from your purse without an issue.
Is there life after Al Gore? (no) Yes.
Is there anything that can be said regarding guns, Chevy's, Jeeps, or Fords that doesn't spark an argument? (if we lived in the south, I'm quite sure this list would be longer) Only pussies drive Jeeps.
Lastly, if this gets me a persona-non-grata status at the Jan 15th meeting please let me know so I can avoid embarassment with my purse. Regretfully, I'm figuring that my wise ass has gotten me in trouble again. Hardly, you just have to go out onto the range to collect all the spent lead.
Everything in this post has been said with tongue in cheek with respect to those that have fought and know much more than I do. Glad you realized the error of your ways. Go wipe your nose kid. It's running again.
